Sharing the Shitness - HOF Advent Calendar SPOILERS

[Cheeseandcucumber]

So it arrived damaged. Never mind, I thought, it's what's inside that counts...

Oh and I added the penny, it wasn't included in the pot HOF would have charged double to include pennies.

What the holy hell is that round black thing

Tell HOF about the spiders legs - they may offer you some Colour Couture shit for free, say the whole range of shittery, plus the rest of the spider.

Omg

That's the spiders body

It's been in there so long it steszitszother six legs then died and mummified

Try again

It ate its other six legs

🤮

This thread is amazing. I have no beauty advent calendar at all, only a pathetic Kinder Bueno one. Thank you so much for allowing me to experience the joy of the HoF calendar vicariously through you, OP.

A word of warning though. Having got glitter in my eye last Christmas Day (thank you Tesco reindeer wrapping paper) I can confirm that it ruins Christmas morning drinks. So you may wish to re-assess your Christmas Day make-up plans which no doubt include all the glitter products from your calendar. Sorry to be a downer but better safe than sorry

OP you need to complain and tell us what they say about the spiders leg! So grim though

OH! Shit! That’s a house spider’s body?!! And two legs? How?! This is not good. I can’t buy colour couture products anymore due to animal cruelty. Dammit.

Well is a House of Fraser spiders body

Fucks sake. just when we all thought they couldn't surpass the funnel. Spider pieces.

Very good RJ . A house spider of Fraser, mummified in glitter. This has to be the worst door (so far).

That last photo looks like a fucking crime scene. Blood splatter, dismembered limbs...

You need to do some kind of forensic testing to see who was responsible for the spider murder.

I've just discovered this thread and am so glad I decided against the HoF calendar ...
If it was actually the Hoff it might be better. I don't think he'd agree to spiders' legs

Holy fuck. This is the best thread ever. I am reading in bed and shaking with silent giggles trying not to wake Dp.
An actual spider... or spider bits. Boak.

it's certainly the most inventive calendar I've ever experienced.

House spider or Fraser!

The ball is solid. I tried to squish it with the penny and it's indestructible - even the spiders they provide are shoddy.

I think I'll just send HOF a link to this thread as my complaint.

Oh what joy will tomorrow bring?!

Not just any spider, a hof spider!

Seriously though, I know we are all loving this thread but I really think you need to complain and send this thread to hof.

House of Fraser spider 😂😂, brilliant!

Please do not keep us in suspenders @Cheeseandcucumber - what delight is in today's door?

suspenders? - lovely autocorrect

From the recent tread on here complaining about HOF’s online customer service, they won’t even respond to your complaint.

Better to think of this thread as a PSA OP!

I hope everyone got a spider in their glitter. Don't want any sense of favouritism by HoF

What's behind today's door, Cheese - the rest of the spider? A desiccated mouse?

I cannot tell you how disappointed I am with door number 11.

It's not a tiny pot.
It's not glittery.
It doesn't contain body parts.
It's going straight in the bin.

How dare they put normal stuff in there?!