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Someone has nicked my username!

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QueenMortificado · 23/11/2016 20:27

Name changed to this off the back of another thread a few weeks ago where I used the word Mortificado and my previous name had had Queen in it

Today I see someone else is now registered as TheQueenMortificado.

Wtf. It's myyyyy name. Aren't there rules around plagiarism like this???

TQM if you see this come forward and explain yourself!

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PrinceMortificado · 23/11/2016 22:50

Mummy said LETS SEE BOOBS. Only trying to help.

Sparklingbrook · 23/11/2016 22:51

No MrsR it was a website where men talked about Scottish football. Grin

MrsRhettButler · 23/11/2016 22:51

'Pleh' Grin

CaesiumTime · 23/11/2016 22:51

odacifitroMneeuQ

Oh no! It's the backwards family curse.

MrsRhettButler · 23/11/2016 22:52

Sparkling Shock

illegitimateMortificadospawn · 23/11/2016 22:52

A lovely pair of boobies for you all.

Someone has nicked my username!
QueenMortificado · 23/11/2016 22:52

She said she originally had a Mortificado name; then name changed as she wanted to post something sensitive and didn't realise. Not realising what a shit storm this would set off.

Hilarious Grin

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TheRollingCrone · 23/11/2016 22:53

MrsRhett was is it Sunset Beach or bay.

Saturday omnibus- get in

Anyone remember Soap ? Confused? You will be

Ahh we need more bizarre soaps!

CaesiumTime · 23/11/2016 22:53

Don't mess with the Mortificados.

MrsRhettButler · 23/11/2016 22:54

Oh well done Queen! talk about insensitive! Grin

5318008 · 23/11/2016 22:54

Actual helpless laughter here. Proper guffawed at pleH Grin

MrsRhettButler · 23/11/2016 22:55

Oh ffs it was Sunset Beach wasn't it Blush
I didn't start this....

therealmortificado · 23/11/2016 22:55

Who are all of you? Confused

QueenMortificado · 23/11/2016 22:56

pleH Grin

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illegitimateMortificadospawn · 23/11/2016 22:56

RealMortificado? Way to tell a fake. Wink

QueenMortificado · 23/11/2016 22:57

Don't mess with the Mortificados.

That's going on our family crest

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OvO · 23/11/2016 22:57

Goddammit, MNHQ. I have numbers only usernames in my list but I can't change back to them. Woe, woe, and thrice woe.

Snot fair.

I'm in such a huff I totally forgot to change to a mortificado name!

mortificado · 23/11/2016 22:58

Hey! I'm the 'troll'! I'm so sorry to "queenmortificado!" & you are right this is hilarious!....I've been a lurker for a while on threads relating to me 'relationship wise' and 'child-wise' I've put up a few posts but wanted to nc to something kind of serious to do with relationships & didn't realise what I had done so wanted to out myself and apologise! Smile. I hope I'm forgiven! Sad but glad to know I'm not the only one to do it! (Although it was intentional!!)

MrsRhettButler · 23/11/2016 22:58

Oooh Ben
And Cole
Ooh Ben and Cole....

GodfatherMortificado · 23/11/2016 22:58

Hey - we havin a little trouble here?

You come into my forum, disrespecting my monarch?

QueenMortificado · 23/11/2016 23:00

Welcome mortificado!

Thank you, and it's no problem at all, technically you were the original Mortificado!

Glad this thread has given us all a laugh and thanks for taking it in the spirit it was intended :)

Turns out I don't have a stalker after all, am a bit disappointed!

Welcome to the family :)

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MrsRhettButler · 23/11/2016 23:00

[Passes the Godfather a dead horses head just to stir things up a bit]

ShrodingersQueenMortificado · 23/11/2016 23:01

How do I know I'm not you until I post? I'm in a state of you or not you. Or me.

GodfatherMortificado · 23/11/2016 23:02

Yes. The family.

Have some horse, it's very fresh.

mortificado · 23/11/2016 23:02

Thankyou QUEENMORTIFICADO!
I am really sorry, but this thread has actually given me stomach ache from laughing! Again I'm sorry & really hope I'm forgiven!

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