Someone has nicked my username!

[QueenMortificado]

Name changed to this off the back of another thread a few weeks ago where I used the word Mortificado and my previous name had had Queen in it

Today I see someone else is now registered as TheQueenMortificado.

Wtf. It's myyyyy name. Aren't there rules around plagiarism like this???

TQM if you see this come forward and explain yourself!

Love the ocado one!!

Will noone think of the illegitimate fruit of the King's loins?

This has been my worry too Rhett and his sister out gallivanting at this time of night.

Won't somebody think of the children?

I got expelled, remember? No need for bedtime, no school!

Some weirdo used my NN on another website, pretended to be me and posted a picture of their boobs.

The King's loins you say... [shows interest]

And the Bastard child is awake too!!

Yes King. I'm here. Tell the cahhhh. Tell her I am
The new Queen. And tell Prince he can call me MummyQueenMortificado.
You didn't think I would stay your dirty little secret did you?????

Sorry, darling. It's not what you think . Hicks .

Were their boobs better or worse boobs than yours Sparkling? [misses point totally]

Sparkling whaaaaaaa???

I like this game.

It's like AnyFucker gate.

[Covers the Princes ears]

Prince darling, did you post as daddy?

Oooh I remember that GreatAunt I changed to MrsRhettFuckedTheButler. It was great fun

I never got to see the boobs unfortunately. They had written the name of the other website on them in lipstick apparently.

IIRC they tripped themselves up by being SparklingBrook not Sparklingbrook, it was all v bizarre.

There was a great jennifer aniston themed name stealing outrage thread a while back. I fair enjoyed that one.

I HAD A REPLY FROM THE ORIGINAL DUPLICATE!!!

She is very sorry and very new and was basically lovely about the whole thing. Where do we go now???

Granny

Off for a jolly, I say!

Sparkling I think we'd all like to see the boobs please

We invite her of course! All the rest of the clan is here!