The Ghhhhoooooooosty beard.

[hellymelly]

Here it is folks..

[FrancesDeLaTourCoughngIntoABin]

So I suppose what I'm saying is "It's OK it's just your face"
Does that help :o

[FruOla]

kreecher, this refers to a post that hellymelly made on this thread www.mumsnet.com/Talk/_chat/1817547-Does-anyone-remember-this-spooky-experience-told-on-MN (I don't know if you've seen it?). It's quite a long thread; helly's post, describing this weird photo, was on Thu 7 Aug at about 17.00 hours.

[mynxy]

Thank you so much for sharing this, it's properly made me laugh (and get you being so gorgeous!) after shamelessly lurking on the other thread - alas I have no stories of woo, it passes me by.

[YouMakeMeWannaLaLa]

Wow...it was everything I wanted and more.

Thank you helly the most glamorous bearded lady ever

[GibberTheMonkey]

Thurs 8th
Unless time is a bit wibbly wobbly for helly which may explain


Ok the beard is shakey camera work
But the feet! Or lack of

[SelectAUserName]

I'm on my phone so can't make either photo out clearly, but in the second you appear to be holding some sort of orangey-red fabric? A scarf or something? Is that not the "beard" in the first pic? Were you playing around with it, wrapped it round your head or something?

[FruOla]

Gibber, sorry, yes you are correct (her post about the photo was Thu 08-Aug-13 17:46:22, to be precise)! I must have slipped into helly's time slip this morning

[FruOla]

Select the orangey-red fabric is a jacket. In the first photo she was wearing it and in the second photo she had it tied around her waist.

[NeoMaxiZoomDweebie]

It's very odd....I wish I could zoom!

[Rooners]

Are you Julie Andrews?

[FruOla]

Neo, are you on a PC? If so, click on the photo and it enlarges it.

[hellymelly]

Yes select, I'm wearing a rust tweed jacket when I have the beard, then I took it off and tied it round my waist.

[hellymelly]

Julie Andrews ! , I was growing out a very short crop. Have curly hair actually, so don't usually look like Jules.

[piprabbit]

I've looked carefully at the beard. It is a clearly an optical illusion caused by the ginger marmoset climbing your back and leaning over your shoulder so that it's head get between your face and the camera.
HTH

[SelectAUserName]

Ah thanks. My phone screen is rubbish.

In that case...wooo!

[SelectAUserName]

Have now looked properly on laptop. Clearly first photo is of levitating Noel Edmonds in drag, while second photo is of elfin beauty.

[hellymelly]

Levitating Noel Edmunds in drag- that is exactly what I look like, or Prince Albert as another poster said. Am liking the marmoset theory too.

[CorrineFoxworth]

I have tears rolling down my face!

"And no feet"

[ExasperatedSigh]

Bloody hell, it's Aphex Twin!

[FruOla]

Sorry, helly, it was me who said that the first photo was a bit Prince Albert'ish .

Second photo - is gorgeous.

[GibberTheMonkey]

You look like a red haired bearded Scot in the first picture and Keeley Hawes in the second

[dubstarr73]

Its the bearded lady.Really freaky.The picture not you

[hellymelly]

I'm liking Keeley Hawes, I love her . Bearded Ginger scot less so, Am I really Frankie Boyle?

[CorrineFoxworth]

I am now snorting at the tragic story of the ghost beard wandering the woods and searching for its owner.

Marvellous

[SelectAUserName]

"Aaah, experienced travellers of yon Haunted Wood never set foot upon that accursed path without the magical talisman of a Wilkinson Sword Quattro and a tin of shaving foam at hand, to brandish at the Ghost Beard when it do come searching for its long-lost chin...."