Movies - change one letter. Silence of the Limbs, anyone?

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Hairy Potter - Young wizard at Hogwarts finds out his dad is in fact Hagrid

Op - Old grumpy man ties balloons to his house after failed hip replacement

The Lord of the Rungs - window-cleaning will never be the same again...

Arsenal and Old Lace - crossdressing footballers meet murderous old ladies

Lulu - 60s singer defends Rourke's Drift

Rash of the Titans - Greek heroes brought down by chafing

The Lizard of Oz - he really isn't what he seems

Rash - some people think chicken pox is hot ...

Pope Springs- The Pope escapes from a prison in the Vatican

Tomorrow never lies- story of a fortune teller

Dirty Lancing- Lance fighting film

Knights Tail- Rodent Knights of the round cheese table

The Big Child

A group of seven former college friends meet up and realise that one of them has an enormous baby.

Live & Let Diet - a porky Bond in a race to fit back in his tux

Brighten Rock - one man's bid to spruce up Gibraltar

Happy Feel - x rated penguin movie

(with apologies to whoever thought up the genius Hove, Actually)

Shakespeare in Hove - the Bard shakes up genteel seaside town

Ferris Beuller's Gay-Off - Ferris and Cameron leave Sloane behind the next time they go to the swimming pool

"Dude, where's my ear" - genius :)

Four Weldings and a Funeral. A man gets his car through its MOT so he can go to his mates burial.

Top Gin. What it says on the bottle tin.

Hot Fezz. The quest to put out the fire in Tommy Coopers hat.

Start Wars. An infomercial for Messrs Blair and Bush.

Where Beagles Dare. Escape from a smoking lab for dogs.

Iron sty. Nazis breeding pigs. On the moon.

Get Farter

A Clockwork Orang - remake of a Clint Eastwood classic featuring a robotic primate sidekick

Farto

Flues Brothers - gasmen on the road

Slags Of Our Fathers- A nostalgic look at wartime brothels.

Glaciator - Roman general seeks revenge in Norway

Glade Runner - Androids go crazy with air freshener

All the President's Fen - phone hacking in East Anglia

Margo - Mrs Leadbetter murders the Goodes and shoves them through a shredder.

WIG - Tom Hanks learns to cope with the effects of ageing.

In the tight garden- a story about the benefits of pelvic toners

The fat returns- a story about weight gain

Never been pissed- a story of sobriety

Bobin' hood- a story of one mans livelyhood

Fife is Beautiful. The Scottish Tourist Board encourages its employees to compete for a tank.

Crave. Princess Merida's pregnancy diary.

Calamity Pane. Shards of glass everywhere.

Fatman Begins. A young boy gorges on a diet of McDonald's, crisps and chocolate bars.

The Princess and the Frig.....

The Whining - A family heads to an isolated hotel for the winter where their toddler cries incessantly.

Children of Ken - Ken Livingstone fathers numerous offspring, hilarious events ensue

Bean Streets - like Mean Streets, but with beans.

Jumping Jack Flesh - Whoopi does whoopee...

Largo - slow moving minnesotan crime story takes even longer to solve than usual

Bill and Ned - Bogus adventures with a donkey.

Sorry, that was meant to be 'Whoopi makes whoopee'

Das Toot - The claustrophobic world of a WWII German U-boat; boredom, filth, and then to top it all someone farts.