The Norty Puddlehumpers present.... MUMSNET - THE MUSICAL!!!!

[EmpressOfTheSevenFlames]

Come in! Sit down! Have a and the show will start soon!

Hoooooooraaaaaayyyyyyyyy!!!!!!!!

Discussion of the Day. Parenting News. Talk Roundup and now Classics - there are no honours left to be had! Thank you v v v v v v v much MNHQ, we luff you xxxxxxxxxx

Yeay, well done!

Hooray!

Oh are we in Classics??

Yay!!!!!!!!!!

I have to call the baby Jesus now, don't I?

Afraid so state sorry!

Maybe if the baby's a girl you could call her Bee with Jesus as the middle name? Reckon you could get away with that.

Jesus is better than Dave

Anything is better than Dave!!!

Bee Jesus that's brilliant!

Not until MNHQ sing us a song, State - I KNOW they can do better than just one line!

C'mon HQ, for Bee Jesus

@EmpressOfTheSevenFlames

Not until MNHQ sing us a song, State - I KNOW they can do better than just one line!

A gauntlet, eh?

Uh oh....

tee what are you uh ohing about, I'm the one about to end up with the son of christ!

But then since ds goes to school with a cinderella, darceee, tadas and beckham. Little Jesus won't stand out. And its a cofe school maybe ill get extra brownie points.

But sod all that I can't wait to see HQs response there's enough of them to think up something amazing.

Beckham? Tadas? Cinderella?

Really?

State where do you live? Fairyland?

I wasn't going to come onto MN this evening, but what with me being incredibly famous now, having made my first ever entry into the Roundup, I thought I would grace you with my presence.

It is ridiculous how pleased I am being given a namecheck. You's lot will never hear the end of it.

Anyway, enough about me, soooo, baby Jesus eh State?

bonkey I swear to you they are real childrens names at his school! There are actually 2 cinderellas.

I live in Norfolk

--but the estate is akin to the one on shameless, I wish I'd known before moving in! Were in the process of house hunting now--

Yes baby Jesus, or Bee Jesus for a girl

Brian My first mention on round up too. We can highkick together

MNHQ need to come up with the goods.

Bee Jesus is just genius!

I am sitting in hairdressers watching DD have her locs retwisted.

Started at 10:30. Entirely possible we'll still be here at 1.

BUT it's once every couple of months and it beats the days when every Sunday was spent unplaiting, washing and replaiting. And I have coffee and books and MN. DD is plugged into laptop watching Johnny English.

Morning empress once every few months sounds far better than once a week!

I need to face the food shopping shortly, we didn't bother last week as we were away and things are dire

We have nice weather here today! I have washing on the line and everything! Going to take the dog for a walk in a bit and try to shift this baby.

How's your DD's hair looking Empress? Hope Johnny English is a long film! Once every few months sounds a lot better than once a week, especially if you can sit with coffee, books and MN, and she can watch a film while it's done.

Good luck with the shopping State!

We have what I class as nice weather (when pregnant and grumpy) cool autumn breeze, bright but not sunny. Perfect imo :)

I'm yet to face Tesco, someone make me go.

The dc are finally quiet and still, first time in 6wks!!! Watching the new curious george film

Can't you do your shop online? It's too nice to be in a supermarket today, and quiet DC for the first time in 6 weeks is too good to ruin!