there has been two people sat in a car outside my house for 83hrs

[StateofConfusion]

Possibly longer

Its really starting to bother myself and dp.

Should I do something?

Hurrah! So glad they're back. Thanks for updating, State

Is that how you spell interject btw?

Ooh, MrsDV, was that "gym" in the back yard? I must say, it makes better sense to rent out one's real house to LOTS of lodgers while living in one's brand-new 'cottage' oneself. Feel sorry for the woman in the car though - wonder why she can't shag in her own room?

Well the woman who owns the house is a very very stuck up madam who thinks herself rather superior to me.

She is an observant religious woman who used to let me know what she thought of my loose ways (if only!)

So I expect she thinks it is unseemly to allow her female lodger to have sex in the house.

Lying to the authorities and living in a shed with her kids in her back garden is fine as is having strange men in and out of her house at all hours though

Mrs DeVere - I rememeber your old thread. What on earth are the planning dept doing now?

Big fat bugger all.
I am still waiting for them to take down the massive fence that they put up without permission.

at the gym-whic-is-really-a-house but not really as we all knew didn't we?!

which

Perhaps the occupants of the car would like to make use of mrs DeV's neighbours 'gym'? It would give them daily excercise, a shower and a loo

MrsDV i remember your thread, i am glad im not alone with the car 'relations' however you totally trump me, i find my 'neighbours' quite entertaining, yours would make me very stabby.

week 5 day 35 in the jizz stinking car, theyre back parked across the road and have been since around 2.30.

However, some new HA flats have just been opened on the edge of the estate, we have reason to believe they have been given a home there... i will continue to snoop and hopefully get hard evidence. --its so wrong i hope they havent isnt it--

State, I'm fine thanks. Just broke my fecking foot falling off a missing ladder

Glad they're ok and back safely

A new flat! Quick bribe someone in planning at the council and put loads of cctv in their flat! that way you can continue the big brother stylee updates.
daee fowa in the jizz stinking flat

NOOOOOOOO!! :(

The car hasnt moved since yesterday, so im remain hopeful

jackin

lady sounds nasty, and proves no good can come from re-decorating

I should be decorating a cake but i have noooo motivation, its my 2nd in 3days and im fecking sick of edible glitter, that shit sticks to everything.

I hope they're here to stay I'd miss them if they left

It's fine, I now have full validation to get someone else to finish it off for me, although it could look bad when I turn up to the event I'm running next week about violence with cast, crutches and everything

A flat?

mredevere PLEASE will you start a new thread and update us all regularly on the bungalow... and post more pics!

state I think you should post them a magic tree air freshener addressed to the car to see if the postman can deliver it.

on no lady

well they were outside again today

Heh! Brilliant thread. Just marking my place so I can come back and read it all later.

In this weather??????

An air freshener might be a good idea, can only imagine what it must smell like. Especially when NFN baby comes

I'm sorry to day I don't think they are sleeping in it anymore, I will investigate further.

Dp sees the car leave each morning around 7 but can't confirm whether they were already in it or came from the house.

I will find out!

We think OG has a job.

Maybe they just moved out of the house into the car to qualify as homeless for a place of their own? Maybe it's worked/won't work so they don't need to do it any more.

Or perhaps it was a bet and they've lasted enough days in the car.

I think we really need to know WHY?

State, your nation needs you. You are going to have to ask them yourself. (or make a child do it.)

I vote for making a child do it, I would volunteer mine but she can only say a few words and I don't think they would appreciate them

Well if my 3yo doesn't stop driving me up the wall she will be joining them in the car!!

Sorry touch hormonal.

Me and dp are convinced we saw OG collecting a child from ds school but torrential rain meant neither of us further investigated, the plot thickens.