there has been two people sat in a car outside my house for 83hrs

[StateofConfusion]

Possibly longer

Its really starting to bother myself and dp.

Should I do something?

Rabid That's true, hadn't thought of that

Hebiegebies I don't know, the night's and mornings have been frrrrreezing

I am now picturing a pair of knickers attached to the ariel of the cr blowing in the wind to dry... don't know why as you said stockings not knickers!

Car*

Thanks BareBums, now I am too

Morning Jizz watch.

they were asleep when i left this morning im afraid, i would love to get home to knickers drying from the ariel!

You can get little christmas trees that the lights run off a cigarette lighter attachment! If they're there for christmas i will buy them one! Dp thinks a yorkie egg is fitting as you can get them in a car shaped box

Brilliant state

"car shaped box" priceless :o

I think DP redeemed himself with that one. Give him his badge back, State.

Do i have to garlic

Will it help if he gets you a car-shaped Easter egg, too?

I don't like yorkie

The car wasn't there when I got home

Oh no, I hope they haven't left us.

What will we all do? Someone else needs to find a weirdo to stalk keep us entertained

maybe a professional valet was called for?

My god that car must stink in this weather!

ahem, I would have thought it's obvious- they are queuing for petrol somewhere...
Or mum has agreed they can borrow it for ante natal appointments

They're back!

It's forecast snow for next week you know. I'm worried the weather will put a stop to this if it does snow.

Noooooooo - it can't snow, I'm going camping

are you serious...snow??

That car must be ripe! sheesh.

yes, of course, snow during the Easter break is par for the course around this way. Its hilarious - 23 degrees one minute, minus whatever the next.

Maybe they could go to a car wash & get themselves a shower at the same time.
I hope they're 'freshening up' with wet wipes, festival-style.

even at festivals, you don't shit in the bushes round the corner (or at least I didnt)

it was pretty damn cold when they started out there, frosty mornings so i doubt snow will deter them.

A couple of local kids were asking them why theyre in there all the time earlier, language barier stopped them and us getting answers.

state you know what that means don't you? You'll have to learn Polish

Or at least "why are you in the car?" and record or write down their answer and let
Google translate do the rest

Darn! Get those kids on a Polish crash course!

Poltran says:
Dlaczego są wy mieszkający w waszym samochód?
why are you living in your car?
To jest chłód przy wieczorze późnym
it's cold at night.
Byłby wy lubicie niektóre gorący czekoladka?
Would you like some hot chocolate?

You could try printing it out ... If it's as good as Google translate, though, it probably means "Who died in car, night has influenza, boil in chocolate."

Perilous things, online translators.

Poltran obviously knew how to render the accents ...