there has been two people sat in a car outside my house for 83hrs

[StateofConfusion]

Possibly longer

Its really starting to bother myself and dp.

Should I do something?

i suggest you read the whole thread!!! with a cup of tea and some cake. it is worth it. trust me

26 pages - that would take days! Anyone care to give a synopsis?!

No, you have to read it all, it's amazing (You don't read the last page of a book before the rest of the book do you )

That's their new premises, that seals the deal then, she's having a NFN baby

We saw them in town later, obviously mum doesnt allow them to use the car off the drive anymore.

They're back in there now, its hot here and they have jumpers on, windows are open but they're in the full sun!

i have another photo but im possibly burning dinner typing this so ill post later

and no, there is no drugs, well not being sold or brought from there anyway.

When it gets dark do they switch on the interior light? Or do they have torches?

Well done State, I am proud to have just sat through the whole of this start to finish, having consumed a large bag of crisps and lots of chocolate, as is genre appropriate.

well done wrigle, you can't get the full drama in a short synopsis! at least they could get a mattress in the back of an escort van. perhaps attach an awning too? maybe you could get them some hanging baskets to put on the rearview mirrors

Where do you think they wee ? ( presuming they poo on the green )

vogon ive never seen the interior light on, they are right under a street lamp though.

wrigle well done, it does seem though that there is no end in sight, you might want to panic buy some chocolate before the shortage

lemon maybe they have a different corner like my mums rabbits?

update

Day 15 in the jizz stinking car.

nosey mum (me) meets original boy and girl up close at the ice cream van, original boy has an aroma, however original girl is very clean and tidy --despite dire dress sense-- on closer inspection their ages are guestimated at 19-27.

New pic on profile, however i hadnt accounted for the fact that you cant zoom on here like i can on my phone, make of it what you will.

Well done State!

19-27!....

OMG

barebums dp thinks you lot are a terrible influence, i made him stop in the middle of the road and pretend to fiddle with sat nav whilst i 'took a picture of dd'

im obsessed when they move out it will be like my hamster dying, ill need more coucilling.

It's taken me two days to read this thread and I've bloody loved it!!! Although slightly shocked that they are so old, I was imagining them to be about sixteen.....

Sweep, you are a comic genius!!!

geraldine if you wandered my lovely area you would not be shocked, someone carries a rabbit to school everyday, yes a real one.

Haha
I once saw two boys (yes boys) "walking" their ferret (yes ferret!) in Harrow Shopping Centre...

I can't talk, I tried to walk my cat when I was little she was having none of it!

Walk a rabbit to school. We were at the ford on Sunday and a white rabbit appeared form a drive so we ended up chasing it back to its house and a girl in pyjamas at 4pm came out to say she had been looking for it for ages.

I thought chasing a white rabbit was surreal

oldraver's been at the

That would have been very sureal!

This poor rabbit always looks terrified, and she makes out its the kid who wants to, the same one who ignores the rabbit entirely!

Oh no I used to know a crazy woman who would carry rats in her pockets, take her pony home from the stables and put it in the back garden (through the house!) and took her ferrets to the stables once...everyone was pissing themselves laughing at her - she was abit drunk and thought they were laughing with her..
'sigh it's almost sad...especially when I think of her DCs...

Have we taken bets on how long this living in the car thing will last?

My little brother tried to take the goldfish for a walk when we were kids idiot.
I think if this is a result of a fall out & they've made it past mothers day then they're in it for the long haul. It'll take a birthday or something special to provide an excuse to back down.

Poor rabbit! BareBums I've taken one of my (sadly no longer with us) rats to the vets down one of my jumper sleeves before. Confused the receptionist no end when she couldn't see any evidence of the animal I was supposed to have with me :o

I wonder if they are still there at Christmas do you think they will put decorations up ?

And a tree?

Where will they hang their stockings?

On the Ariel

Will the colder weather this weekend force a reconciliation with the mum?