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To think that middle aged women are really a bit pointless?

849 replies

Hullygully · 21/10/2011 12:06

What is the point of them?

Really?

OP posts:
Pagwatch · 21/10/2011 13:13

Things that fold up to go in your handbag like plastic hats and reusable bags
Per una
Hurumphing

5Foot5 · 21/10/2011 13:14

apostrophes
the rspca
parish mags
ecco
woollen mill
kittens
petunias (nasty flowers)
Edinburgh Woollen Mill
Doctors on ITV

I am a bit confused now. I came on to this thread believing myself to be well and truly middle-aged (49) But, with the exception of apostrophes, I don't see anything on that list that I am remotely concerned with. I would have said that this applied more to my Mum's generation (she is 79) and I expect she would be entertained that anyone considered her still middle-aged.

Bloodredrubyblue · 21/10/2011 13:14

I want lots of those little gold stickers with my name and address on. They would be very handy.

Teetik · 21/10/2011 13:14

What about voluminous linen outfits? And Danish spectacles?

TheVermiciousKnid · 21/10/2011 13:14

apostrophes
the rspca
parish mags
ecco
woollen mill
kittens
petunias (nasty flowers)
Alan Titchmarsh, Aled Jones, David Essex, Michael Ball and Pip Schofield
bingo
wicker baskets
waitrose
country living
she
chicken shaped things
Doctors on ITV (poss itv altogether)
Peachy's MIL
Mumsnet
People who take threads like this seriously
RHS and NT
Coach tours
tins of biscuits
odd spec cases
List obsession
Last night of the proms
Countryfile
WI
Cardigans
pop socks
Lakeland
Past Times
All charity shops (no volunteers you see)
Garden centres
Good Housekeeping
All Antique shops
Complan
Artic rolls and caramac
Quality Street
Babycham, advocat and Dubonnet
Gin and tonic, scotch on the rocks
Imperial Leather soap
Crocheted special list manager cardigans (unless they are for Hully)
Elaine Page
Tutting
People who can't spell 'Elaine Paige'
Tea cosies
John Barrowman
Per Una
Antique Jugs
Cat Ornaments
Actual Cats
Fun cat cartoons
Cat tea cosies
Fun cat greeting cards
Proudnscary, Pagwatch and other people who don't know how to make lists properly Angry
Things that fold up to go in your handbag like plastic hats and reusable bags
Hurumphing

Proudnscary · 21/10/2011 13:14

I can do what I like, Hully, I'm at an age where I don't care what people think anymore

Hullygully · 21/10/2011 13:15

List, Paggy, List!

When did MAW get so unruly?

OP posts:
Proudnscary · 21/10/2011 13:15

Novelty egg cups

Hullygully · 21/10/2011 13:15

Nothing wrong with a nice voluminous linen outfit

OP posts:
toomuchmonthatendofthemoney · 21/10/2011 13:16

looking at the list, i suddenly feel we DO need to get rid of all this stuff now.

esp Alan titchmarsh. annoying twat.

JajasWjolef · 21/10/2011 13:16

5 foot I agree.

Coach tours ffs???

I still wear 4" heels (very occasionally if I don't have to move) and am partial to the odd spray tan. The very idea of Edinburgh Woollen Mill, glasses cases or petunias is a complete anathema to me (45).

TheVermiciousKnid · 21/10/2011 13:16

apostrophes
the rspca
parish mags
ecco
woollen mill
kittens
petunias (nasty flowers)
Alan Titchmarsh, Aled Jones, David Essex, Michael Ball and Pip Schofield
bingo
wicker baskets
waitrose
country living
she
chicken shaped things
Doctors on ITV (poss itv altogether)
Peachy's MIL
Mumsnet
People who take threads like this seriously
RHS and NT
Coach tours
tins of biscuits
odd spec cases
List obsession
Last night of the proms
Countryfile
WI
Cardigans
pop socks
Lakeland
Past Times
All charity shops (no volunteers you see)
Garden centres
Good Housekeeping
All Antique shops
Complan
Artic rolls and caramac
Quality Street
Babycham, advocat and Dubonnet
Gin and tonic, scotch on the rocks
Imperial Leather soap
Crocheted special list manager cardigans (unless they are for Hully)
Elaine Page
Tutting
People who can't spell 'Elaine Paige'
Tea cosies
John Barrowman
Per Una
Antique Jugs
Cat Ornaments
Actual Cats
Fun cat cartoons
Cat tea cosies
Fun cat greeting cards
Proudnscary, Pagwatch and other people who don't know how to make lists properly
Things that fold up to go in your handbag like plastic hats and reusable bags
Hurumphing
Gold stickers with your name on
Voluminous linen outfits
Danish spectacles?
Novelty egg cups
Cliff Richard!

Proudnscary · 21/10/2011 13:16

I'm a middle aged maverick! Running wild and free outside the list!!!!

Mwah ha haaaaaaaaaa

Hullygully · 21/10/2011 13:17

I still wear 4" heels (very occasionally if I don't have to move) and am partial to the odd spray tan. The very idea of Edinburgh Woollen Mill, glasses cases or petunias is a complete anathema to me (45).

OP posts:
Proudnscary · 21/10/2011 13:17

Zumba classes

Proudnscary · 21/10/2011 13:17

Downton Abbey

Hullygully · 21/10/2011 13:18

Get in the list! Get in th elist!

OP posts:
JajasWjolef · 21/10/2011 13:18

Cliff Richard

THE WI????? What are you lot on???

ColdSancerre · 21/10/2011 13:18

apostrophes
the rspca
parish mags
ecco
woollen mill
kittens
petunias (nasty flowers)
Alan Titchmarsh, Aled Jones, David Essex, Michael Ball and Pip Schofield
bingo
wicker baskets
waitrose
country living
she
chicken shaped things
Doctors on ITV (poss itv altogether)
Peachy's MIL
Mumsnet
People who take threads like this seriously
RHS and NT
Coach tours
tins of biscuits
odd spec cases
List obsession
Last night of the proms
Countryfile
WI
Cardigans
pop socks
Lakeland
Past Times
All charity shops (no volunteers you see)
Garden centres
Good Housekeeping
All Antique shops
Complan
Artic rolls and caramac
Quality Street
Babycham, advocat and Dubonnet
Gin and tonic, scotch on the rocks
Imperial Leather soap
Crocheted special list manager cardigans (unless they are for Hully)
Elaine Page
Tutting
People who can't spell 'Elaine Paige'
Tea cosies
John Barrowman
Per Una
Antique Jugs
Cat Ornaments
Actual Cats
Fun cat cartoons
Cat tea cosies
Fun cat greeting cards
Proudnscary, Pagwatch and other people who don't know how to make lists properly
Things that fold up to go in your handbag like plastic hats and reusable bags
Hurumphing
Making homemade birthday cards

takingbackmonday · 21/10/2011 13:18

I'm 23 and cannot say I really have a point. I also really care about apostrophes, waitrose, country living, quality streets and cardigans (pretty ones with dresses, not large M&S beasts).

JajasWjolef · 21/10/2011 13:19

Sorry Hully, I shall slink off to my acrobiotic aerobic class tout suite [hgrin]!

Hassled · 21/10/2011 13:19

All that stuff can go except the Caramac. You've gone too far with the Caramac.

ColdSancerre · 21/10/2011 13:20

Holidays in Portugal also should be on the list

Hassled · 21/10/2011 13:20

Golf clubs, people who play golf and all things golfing. Can they go?

SuePurblybiltFromBitsofCorpses · 21/10/2011 13:20

Waterfall cardigans
Tapered slacks
Court shoes
Novels with sploshy watercolours on the front cover
Missing The Point