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To think that middle aged women are really a bit pointless?

849 replies

Hullygully · 21/10/2011 12:06

What is the point of them?

Really?

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Hullygully · 21/10/2011 22:46

How did the date come about?
What did you talk about?
Did you touch at all at any point?
Did you dance together?
What were Shalimar like?

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ColdSancerre · 21/10/2011 22:47

Who is shalamar?

Pagwatch · 21/10/2011 22:47

I know Sue. Peter stringfellow spoilt other men for me really.

I met Julian Lennon that night too. And a capital radio dj calked Greg. But I didn't want to overstimulate you

LaLaB · 21/10/2011 22:47

hear hear soupDragon. there are several here, there, everywhere.........

Maryz · 21/10/2011 22:48

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Hullygully · 21/10/2011 22:48

she is Pag's bisexual Norwegian-Liberian maid.

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LadyEvilEyes · 21/10/2011 22:49

I just blamed the small print on everything till I went to the opticians.
When he fitted my glasses twas a miracle.
I now buy them 5 at a time in Poundland,.
Add to list.
You will always lose them and footer around forever saying 'I can't find my glasses'.

SuePurblybiltFromBitsofCorpses · 21/10/2011 22:49

He was, of course, gayer than a prancing maypole in June. I do see your point.
Julian Lennon seemed nice but took himself a little seriously praps?

I have never shagged a sleb, never.

adamschic · 21/10/2011 22:49

Now come on, Next online is OK. Lol at Fabby and her hoodies at 45, OMG!

ColdSancerre · 21/10/2011 22:50

Fred left all his dosh to his long term female best mate/ex-partner didn't he. Pag? Is that you?

adamschic · 21/10/2011 22:51

'Shalamar' 'There it is' Tune!

SuePurblybiltFromBitsofCorpses · 21/10/2011 22:51

Isn't Next online just pictures of the crap in the shops? Less static that way, granted Wink

Hullygully · 21/10/2011 22:51

I have always loved Pag. Deeply and altruistically.

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Pagwatch · 21/10/2011 22:52

[sigh]

Honest. You have had the highlights.

In nightclub. I spot Fred. In very lame manner I go and ask for his autograph. He says I have beautiful eyes. I say thanks and leave.
He sends lackey to get my number. I say no he comes and asks for date.

Picks me up in locally car at tower hill (me in sweaty suit) takes me to legends nightclub. I mix and mingle. Shalamar were lovely. Jody what sit was very beautiful. My friend gets arsy. Drinks a lot. Vomits everywhere. I have to take her home. Nice man in rolls Royce takes us home. The end.

Maryz · 21/10/2011 22:53

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Hullygully · 21/10/2011 22:53

So he asked you for a date!!

Did you know he was gay?

Did he?

Was he bi d'you think?

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Pagwatch · 21/10/2011 22:54

Shalamar did 'night to remember' too. I shagged a lot to that. But not with Fred. Or Julian.

Hullygully · 21/10/2011 22:54

That is true Mary.

Bloody lazy List Manager has buggered orf.

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OtterBjitch · 21/10/2011 22:54

I slept on Stephen Fry's sofa once, many years ago.

That is my celeb claim to fame.

ColdSancerre · 21/10/2011 22:54

Faints at Pag being Mrs FM.

SuePurblybiltFromBitsofCorpses · 21/10/2011 22:54

So which Queen song do you think you inspired Pag?

rycooler · 21/10/2011 22:54

I thought FM was gay?

Was he lying?

Maryz · 21/10/2011 22:55

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Pagwatch · 21/10/2011 22:55

To be honest Hully I worried about a beard connection.

adamschic · 21/10/2011 22:55

Really Pags? Sounds like a top night out. And I do believe that it happened, seen you pics etc.