"Message deleted by Mumsnet"

[TrilllianAstra]

Much as I love to do it....

Do you think you should get Tech to write a little script that makes it so that any time anyone tries to write a post saying

Message deleted by Mumsnet

it should be altered to say

Message deleted by Mumsnet (not really, they just wrote that)

message sneezed out by Mumsnet

Message available...beautiful model 38DD

Message reading daily mail borrowed from netmums

message available if you follow us on Twitter

Message up half the night with the baby

I hear you MrsSnaplegs, oh I hear you! :(

Message deleted by rogue baby on keyboard

Yes ds, I am talking about you again

Message took the dog out early before it gets to damn hot

Message watching Cbeebies

pedant's corner message deleted by pedant for being incorrect (it's pedants' ! )

and subsequent messages containing it's when you meant its also deleted.

messages deleted by MN because they don't meet the pedantry requirement.

Message breastfed by Mumsnet.

message shredded by the Mumsnet hamster

Message bottle-fed by Mumsnet (in the interest of impartiality)

Message formula fed by Mumsnet.

Message Weaned by Mumsnet

Message co-sleeping with Mumsnet.

Mumsnet is practising Message-led weaning.

Message is using a disabled toilet at Mumsnet

message busy loading the washing machine with toys

Message is using a message and memos parking space without any memos present

message has turned to a life of crime

Mumsnet has left the message as it will never change. (relationships)

Message repeated by mumsnet. (telly addicts)

message returned by mumsnet

Message deafened by screaming ds who started at 4am and didnt stop until he hit school gate.

Message deleted until the guilty party fesses up.

Message epilated by Mumsnet. Ow.