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to make a little sign for this woman?

862 replies

TandB · 15/04/2011 09:00

I have ranted on a previous occasion about the morning rat-run through our village so very quick summary:

Single track roads - short-cut to city - I am apparently only person who needs to go opposite direction during rush-hour - majority of people coming the other way clearly think I am unreasonable for driving through my own village and glare and head-shake at me - I am cross.

Obviously it is the holidays now, so the school run traffic is missing which makes life much easier. However, there is one woman who I see every single time. She drives very fast on a narrow, twisty road with several blind bends so I finish up crawling around corners in case she comes hurtling the other way. She flatly refuses to back up even a couple of feet to the nearest passing space, and she makes no attempt to move over so that both cars can pass without scraping through the hedge. So I finish up reversing to the next passing space with her driving about 6 inches off my front bumper with a face like thunder, and then as soon as the road widens at all, she squeezes past, glaring at me all the time and shaking her head.

Bearing in mind the following:

  1. I live here and have as much right to leave the village as she does to cut through it.

  2. I drive a very small car which causes minimal obstruction.

  3. I don't drive dangerously fast.

  4. I am the one reversing and getting off the road.

would I be unreasonable to make a little sign saying "The next time you shake your head at me will be the last time I reverse for you. I can sit here all day - how about you?"

Would probably be unreasonable to add "cowbag" at the end, I suppose.

OP posts:
MichaelaS · 06/05/2011 13:39

Well done Panda - twice! Can't wait for next week's installment.....

Grockle · 06/05/2011 16:52

Hurrah! Well done Panda. What a week!

SauvignonBlanche · 06/05/2011 18:16

Another result - well done! Grin

TastesLikePanda · 06/05/2011 18:32

I'm so proud of a fellow panda!

So proud!

GeneHuntsMistress · 06/05/2011 19:06

I can't stop singing the Hong Kong Fuey theme song, but with KungFuPanda substituted

Disclaimer, I have already cracked the Pinot grigio blush Smile

You go girl !

mistressploppy · 06/05/2011 19:20

Spiffing. Marking place in case something else fabulous happens

StatelyPoshBeartrothal · 06/05/2011 20:35

Has anyone mentioned the Zax yet? Very apt:

by Dr. Seuss
From The Sneetches and Other Stories
Copyright 1961 by Theodor S. Geisel and Audrey S. Geisel, renewed 1989

One day, making tracks
In the prairie of Prax,
Came a North-Going Zax
And a South-Going Zax.

And it happened that both of them came to a place
Where they bumped. There they stood.
Foot to foot. Face to face.

?Look here, now!? the North-Going Zax said, ?I say!
You are blocking my path. You are right in my way.
I?m a North-Going Zax and I always go north.
Get out of my way, now, and let me go forth!?

?Who?s in whose way?? snapped the South-Going Zax.
?I always go south, making south-going tracks.
So you?re in MY way! And I ask you to move
And let me go south in my south-going groove.?

Then the North-Going Zax puffed his chest up with pride.
?I never,? he said, ?take a step to one side.
And I?ll prove to you that I won?t change my ways
If I have to keep standing here fifty-nine days!?

?And I?ll prove to YOU,? yelled the South-Going Zax,
?That I can stand here in the prairie of Prax
For fifty-nine years! For I live by a rule
That I learned as a boy back in South-Going School.
Never budge! That?s my rule. Never budge in the least!
Not an inch to the west! Not an inch to the east!
I?ll stay here, not budging! I can and I will
If it makes you and me and the whole world stand still!?

Well?
Of course the world didn?t stand still. The world grew.
In a couple of years, the new highway came through
And they built it right over those two stubborn Zax
And left them there, standing un-budged in their tracks.

ChishAndFips · 06/05/2011 20:48

Only just managed to catch up with this, well done Panda! TWO fantastic victories Grin.

Love the poem Stately, apt indeed (except in this case Panda wins, of course!)

CaurnieBred · 06/05/2011 22:33

Yay - go KFP!

NellieForbush · 08/05/2011 22:17

Brilliant! Already looking forward to next Thursday and hope she winds down her window as you coo "love your new hair do" then accelerate off.

By the way - I imagine you looking like Penelope Pitstop.

[panda] (Thought I'd just get a feel for the new emoticon)

caramelwaffle · 11/05/2011 16:21

Same again tommorow? Grin

berylmuspratt · 11/05/2011 16:27

I'm looking forward to the next instalment !!

HerHissyness · 11/05/2011 18:08

oooohhhh, next installment!!

What odds shall I give on who sits it out.....

PANNDA.... PANNDA....PANNDA.... PANNDA....PANNDA.... PANNDA....!

VeryStressedStudent · 11/05/2011 18:46

Just marking my place for tomorrow.

TheMonster · 11/05/2011 19:12

I'm sending you strength for tomorrow Kungfu! You can do it!
DO NOT REVERSE!

MadameOvary · 11/05/2011 19:23

Marking place Grin

AttillaTheMum · 11/05/2011 19:25

also marking place

Jaspants · 11/05/2011 19:49

Ooooh is it Thursday tomorrow? Grin

MardyBra · 11/05/2011 19:56
QueenEgglizabeth · 12/05/2011 05:16

Yay it's Thursday. Go Panda! Go Panda!

TheSkiingGardener · 12/05/2011 05:36

Go Panda!

Grockle · 12/05/2011 06:53
ManateeEquineOhara · 12/05/2011 07:31

Good luck Panda :D

BrokenBananaTantrum · 12/05/2011 07:47

Go Panda, Go Panda, Go Panda.

Zingylemontart · 12/05/2011 07:50

Is it wrong that I'm stupidly excited to see if arsey bitch gets her comeuppance again? Smile