ROFL - ta very much you bugger!!!! Thats definitely you coming to a tipsy table night. We love a slider!!
D'ya know - I have never, ever, ever, in my life eaten an egg!!! When I was about 18 months old (according to my Mum) I was offered one and said 'Yak, not wike eggs' 
I dont have gab about nowt when I have had a few!!!