d'y ever wonder where all the multiple mummies went?

[HarrogateMum]

I'm here

Oh for fecks feckin sake - I may be late.....We are doing our Maths feckin feckin homework.

Just keep singing Agadoo. Will be back asap. xxx

Right ladies - what you all waiting for?

the bride!!!!

I mean 'hen'

Right I`m back...............kids are in bed, dh watching telly, the floor is ours girls! Randy Ram coming at 10pm now, he had another booking at Clarence House..................just going to get hot canapes from the oven.......... ouch hot.............ok whose for fizz? Lets start without her............Shabs fancy a Rumba??:)

Wh heyyyyyyyyyyy,haven`t danced like this in years.............Shabs can you find that red nose day duet with Susan Boyle and Peter Kay, so so funny:)

xx

Creases me up that every time I watch it, pass me a buttie chuck, and hold out your glass................

Shabs............d`y think we should cancel Randy, might get our money back then we can get some scratch cards..............might be lucky?

Yep I reckon scratch cards might be a better idea

Wonder how Rubester is feeling?

Here you go me owd mucker xx

What about that song "Ruby Ruby Ruby Ruby" de da da da da.......or Stones.........Goodbye Ruby Tuesday......................we cant have a party without the bride...............................you dont think weve been jilted dyer?

Got any Mayo Shabs

Blardy cheek, just got text from Randy, he won`t refund, said he spent the money up front on new beaded pouch....a tube of E45 and some cling film....................dear God, the mind boggles............

Here you go Trips - mayo!!

I put that Ruby song on just after the Peter Kay one

Will have to think of some classic wedding reception tunes.

Shabs...................fabbo butties, what we gonna do with all this food, poor turn out.........................she said she`d pop in:(

Shame Nikos, the beautiful one, is not on Mumsnet really

Maybe MNHQ would bring him in for an hour of questions!!

Dont worry about the grub being left Trips - I haven't put my rubber roll on girdle on tonight. Plenty of room for more food!!

[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N7IFETIi0zk Loooove this song - the B side to Jimmy Mack dont ya know?>>

Will try that again!!!

Blimey Shabs, used to sell those in the 70`s, used to be a fitter in a lingerie dept, saw some sights I can tell you. Had lots of fun at Christmas time when the men rushed in for last min presents:) One day the phone went, I said, hmmm clear throat for posh voice........"Goodmorning Ricemans of Canterbury, lingerie dept, how can I help you"
Male voice answered.........."what colour panties are you wearing today"
I was young and innocent then......................

They were good days Shabs............... hic hic .......

OMG Trips would love to see you round Chelles 'Tipsy table' one Friday night. You would need subtitles!! It was Chelles birthday a few weeks ago and her SIL made the most fantastic cake. It was a big kitchen table with TIPSY TABLE iced on the top. She had iced on ashtrays cans of lager, bottles of wine.....it was brilliant!!

The night ended with an outdoor trampoline bouncing competition and a water fight and that was the ADULTS not the kids!!