MLM Bot Watch 73 A thread about desperate bots desperately botting

[MarchXX]

Saw previous thread was full, so started this one ! Thread 73, who would have thought . So much has changed over the years of these MLM threads but it is interesting that some stalwarts are still going, many thousands of victims in their wakes.

The MLM industry is counting the cost of a more awakened population who can now see through this scam industry, although there are still the serial bots who believe they fail because they 'didn't try hard enough' rather than understanding that the business model set them up to fail, and join countless MLMs in a desperate attempt to find success .

Yawn has qualified for chairman's bonus. Presumably a sad yoga mat. When do they get them?

Yawns accounts are out too,

Interesting to compare Yoga Mat Cheque Success with the HMRC reality isn’t it? I will be very interested to see what happens to the accounts of the Yawns of this world once those accounts are no longer reflecting the temporary Covid recruitment upturn and are properly reflecting a more risk averse time. These bots are already just clinging on and that can’t last much longer for any of them.

I’m not very good at reading accounts but she seems to have a bigger Director’s Loan

Yawn’s directors loan has gone up, she doesn’t have a penny in a pension, and very little cash in the bank.

I’m not seeing much success !

Sounds like Yawn is due an Insolvency/Tax Bill/JL Bot- style readjustment when she has to stop B&Bing that director's loan...

Looking at Castle's ex-BFF's Insta, either she is now going down the crypto Ponzi route or she has been hacked (but who had her phone? 👀).

I’d have thought that in the current climate HMRC would be starting to look closely at companies with Director’s loans that have been bed and breakfasted for several years..,,

I genuienly do not know how that particular accountant is able to process these DL's?

My accounant would have a fit if I asked for a Dl for that size and duration..

I don't really understand balance sheets, does anyone know if it means she's financially stuffed?

There isn’t enough info on those accounts to exactly tell but it’s definitely not rosy.

It’s ok she can make a fortune selling used clothes 🤣
btw why isn’t she just using Vinted? Is it because standing at a stall all day selling clothes might result in a recruit or two?

@Spongebobette she definitely uses it to recruit. She plastered before and after pics all over the last stall. She could only afford to print in black and white tho! 🤣

I don’t understand if she’s “invested” £10k or has received it as a result of her “investment”?

She's now saying on FB that she HAS been hacked.

Good grief … “My Facebook has been Hacked!” (and Other Fairy Tales).

This revised edition of cautionary classics includes the following tales, certain to delight bots and their watchers the world over, globally, locally, and pyramidically:

The bot who cried “Troll!”

The vanishing bot and the pot of gold at the end of the crypto

The red shoes (which melted on a hob and reappeared on eBay)

Jack and the Beanstalk’s Guide to In.vest.ing Magic Beans

Bed and breakfasting in the Gingerbread Cottage with the mouldy thatch

The Emperor’s New Clothes (for sale in a community centre near you)

Rapunzel (who let down her hair with Monat)

Snow White and the Seven “Little People”

Rumpelstiltskin’s Directors Loan

😉

Yawn's advertising today's clothes sale on a local facebook page and just happens to mention that she's selling the clothes because she lost 5 stone. She's desperate.

@NormalForNuneaton surely everybody in her area knows she is a scammer and to avoid!
Im not surprised she is desperate when she knows bed and breakfasting her directors loan will surely come to an end soon!

Yawn is in a downward spiral financially. The tax owed has decreased significantly indicating decreasing profits. In addition she no longer has any directors dividends. Based on the tax owed ( and that may include carry over from previous years unpaid tax) she is showing a profit of less than 50k. It could be much less.

Maybe someone who knows more about these things can clarify: isn't the case that if she does not pay back the director's loan, tax will also be owed on that, as well as tax currently owing?

Anyone else sense the sheer utter relief pouring from Yawn as she announces she’s getting a cheque this year?
Sounds like they are short of cash as she lets slip they need some money to fix the ‘sodding roof’ - her minions might be surprised at this as she’s been telling them for years how rich she is

selling second hand clothes in a jumble sale rather than donating to charity and relying on a bonus for house maintenance are not signs of a debt free six figure earner

She also mentions ‘tax bills’ hmmmmm

Given what I've been told about replacing thatched roofs that are rotten, the amount of a sad yoga mat cheque ain't gonna cover it.
Interesting that the feature she bragged endlessly about has become a 'sodding' liability!

Directors’ Loans - possible tax scenarios:

www.gov.uk/directors-loans/you-owe-your-company-money

Who is this castle person everyone is mentioning? What's the story here?