MLM Bot Watch 73 A thread about desperate bots desperately botting

[MarchXX]

Saw previous thread was full, so started this one ! Thread 73, who would have thought . So much has changed over the years of these MLM threads but it is interesting that some stalwarts are still going, many thousands of victims in their wakes.

The MLM industry is counting the cost of a more awakened population who can now see through this scam industry, although there are still the serial bots who believe they fail because they 'didn't try hard enough' rather than understanding that the business model set them up to fail, and join countless MLMs in a desperate attempt to find success .

I want to know what a justified hooker is!

@NormalForNuneaton if you change the comments order from most relevant to newest then the JS comment is first.
I've seen JS post on other MLM posts and if anyone happens to know her 😉then I think she's bloody brilliant

Oh brilliant

...and breathe. BFF has got her phone back, expect usual fare of shit coffee, gym selfies, and collagen tube slurping to resume.

I can barely contain my excitement at the thought of BFF’s reunion with her phone. Eeeeek, etc. I’m going to lie down in a darkened room with a poultice on my head. Joking apart, how has she coped without it? Therapy? Long walks? Dogging in a lay-by in Doncaster?

Actually that long list of jobs in response to Castle is a bit depressing in that it features a high proportion of nurses, healthcare workers, MH support workers and “cancer coaches” all with their fingers in various MLMs at the same time - I wonder who they’re targeting? And all following Castle as if she is some kind of legitimate source.

@BSintolerant yes, I want to know what a Justified Hooker is too. Perhaps that line of work is particularly justified during a cost of living crisis?

Surely Yawn can’t be selling old bikinis, maybe new ones she hasn’t worn? I mean we have all seen Yawns camel toe so if they are old ones they will have been places most bikinis don’t reach. Maybe the law of reaction will kick in now.

@ticktock19 thank you, I can see it now . Couldn't see it on my laptop but can on my phone, .

I was getting the used bikini seller and the desperate eBay seller confused upthread. It IS confusing when millionaires are all trying to top up their massive incomes by selling anything they can any way they can!

Looking for Apple AirPods...anyone know any deals? Unlikely I know!

Sorry wrong thread 🤣

I think Castle has spotted the comment, it doesn't seem to be there now for me and I could see it before!

@LoopyGremlin - check out Castle's eBay page, you might find some on sale there, alongside the kitchen sink!

Good shout. Between Yawn and Castle's ebaying I can have my whole Christmas list taken care of 🤣

How often does yawn get id’d for someone who doesn’t drink? And she says it is buying wine. I don’t get the feeling mr yawn is a big drinker either.
Also, why does she always have to photograph her bag at the hairdresser? It is so bizarre.

Yawn - your back doesn't hurt anymore not because you slurp a collagen every day, it doesn't hurt because you dropped 5 stone / 15kg and aren't carrying it round with you day in day out in everything you do, same reason my knees don't hurt anymore!

Castle running off to Spain ‘5 days earlier than planned’

wonder why

Maybe someone enquired about availability of the Airbnb at that time and they're that desperate for rentals...

Did we ever workout out why Yawn and her (ex) BFF have turned so 'frosty' in their interactions, just found this on Uber's post congratulating ex-bff on qualifying for next yrs Bali bonanza - it's yawn congratulating her in such an effusive way

No, as with so much in MLMs it’s all smiles and positivity but in the background all sorts of fallings-out are happening

£20 belt added to castles eBay 🙄 (at least it has a bidder!) Shame she’s not having the same luck shifting the motor home or Airbnb dates….

Sleaze has decided to tinker with his life expectancy. He has owned up to lowering himself and entering an NHS hospital for a pacemaker check, despite generally avoid these evil places.

He’s announced that the pacemaker was given to him purely to make money out of him and then he was “filled with drugs” but since then he’s transformed his health and lost weight. He doesn’t credit the medical intervention and pacemaker with keeping him alive long enough to indulge in his “wellness journey”. He says that whether it’s via the NHS or private healthcare he’s going to get his pacemaker taken out. What could possibly go wrong?

Broke just posted on FB "Interpol just turned up and I'm finally getting justice..."

Interpol???

Well seeing as Interpol isn't a law enforcement agency they won't just turn up. They facilitate working between forces in different countries. My guess is they got in touch with Merseyside who turned up to pass a message on from whichever country he's made a complaint in

Couldn't Sleaze just get his nurse mate to remove it, after all she's single-handedly building a system that will consign the NHS to the dustbin of history- surely such a minor procedure would be a doddle for her?
Will he also be telling his son to get his heart transplant reversed (although they might have trouble getting hold of the old one?