MLM Bot Watch 70!

[MarchXX]

New fred...

Nurse Woo's legal counsel's website is a paragon of confidence-inspiring professionalism @YouOKHun - what are you trying to say?

Don’t get me wrong @Twentytwentyhindsight, he’s absolutely the right Barrister for that particular job. He’s part of the dream team isn’t he?:
Nurse Woo
Coco
Sleaze
Wig*
Legal Cuntsel from Barristers R Us

What could possibly go wrong?

*in other news, Wig is celebrating her first tyre puncture franchisee. This person will be able to deal with a rubberised item that’s been around the block many times, by plugging the hole and stopping the hot air escaping. They may be able to mend tyres too. If I was them I’d prioritise the first endeavour.

@YouOKHun

Has nurse announced a new venture or something and I've missed it? Her FB lives if full of memes about 'don't let anyone snatch away your dreams or tell you how to live your life', 'if I'd wanted your opinion I would have asked for it', 'go for your dreams etc and don't let anyone tell you otherwise' etctc.

It sounds like she's joined some other shitty MLM and one of her last real life friends has warned her off it. We know her MO is take that incredibly personally and unfriend them for any hint of constructive criticism

@SmugOldBag

Has nurse announced a new venture or something and I've missed it? Her FB lives if full of memes about 'don't let anyone snatch away your dreams or tell you how to live your life', 'if I'd wanted your opinion I would have asked for it', 'go for your dreams etc and don't let anyone tell you otherwise' etctc.

It sounds like she's joined some other shitty MLM and one of her last real life friends has warned her off it. We know her MO is take that incredibly personally and unfriend them for any hint of constructive criticism

Interesting. Just looked on insta and see the same quotes. Someone who cares about her is sounding off their concerns about the latest venture, that's for sure. She's not haopy. She has made veiled comments recently about 'watch this space' but no hint of what MLM venture it might be. Hope it is not MLM.

Hmm but those who gently pointed out that being in Forever Living was not going to make her any money were right weren’t they.

She’s not done any actual posts on Insta since 25 Jan, it’s all been stories, which disappear- I can’t see her FB, is it the same?

@Spongebobette

She’s not done any actual posts on Insta since 25 Jan, it’s all been stories, which disappear- I can’t see her FB, is it the same?

Her FB posts are the usual kid pics. She does a live every morning where we hear how many days it is to the weekend and whether she's working today or not. She's occasionally mentioned an 'exciting new venture, can't say much yet' and went to the other side of Brum one weekday for it but that's it. The FB live memes sound the same as the Insta stories. She's got a dwindling supply of real life friends and those who are around seem to care about her but are clearly sick of the harebrained money making schemes but she's not listening or learning if she's onto another one and criticising them publicly.

@YouOKHun

Has anyone seen that mad post sharing a website of a barrister claiming to represent Nurse Woo? He’s asking for donations to help her fund returning to court to fight her previous conviction as she’s out of pocket due to all her venues getting cancelled. Why doesn’t she just ask her mate Sleaze for the money?

It’s on the FB page called something like “Banned by Coco”. The website is allegedly belonging to a barristers’ chambers but it’s got a Comic Sans feel to it. The whole thing is bonkers.

And the amount to donate mentioned is £500 !! Because all her tour dates have been removed from Eventbrite so she is strapped for cash. We wondered why Sleaze and Wig had not shown her how to make money by investing in their latest grift. Not! They have distanced themselves from Coco, as he is slagging off Nurse Woo on his pages. They made many new contacts while touring the country with him and now they seem to think Woo can bring them more punters that him,

Of course I'll just splurge a monkey on some random who says they are going to use it to head down to London and bring down the establishment on behalf of Nurse Woo.
Had it not been for the quality of the presentation of the business case for so doing, I might have had some hesitations...
As soon as my first gazillion from Sleaze's world-changing venture lands, the cheque will be in the post.

The bot who is Yawn's +1 for the Abu Dhabi trip is flogging lots of stuff (clothes, curtains etc) on a local fb selling page.

Probably trying to raise some funds for the bits of the trip the FL don't pay for.

You'd think her amazing business would fund that wouldn't you?

I see Uber's just had another WhatsApp discount sale. Desperate to clear the 'garage-qualifying' stock she purchased to make CB this year...

@YouOKHun

That barrister must be a regular at various Cunty Courts up and down the country, not to mention the High as a Kite Court and the Super Duper Amaaayyyyzzzing Court.

I wonder if Wig borrows his wig?

@Twentytwentyhindsight

I see Uber's just had another WhatsApp discount sale. Desperate to clear the 'garage-qualifying' stock she purchased to make CB this year...

It must be such a tiring way to live, always chasing your tail. I don't know how the top bots manage to sleep at night. That mixed with directors loans, and the knowledge that lots of people are waking up to the MLM nonsense, and their market is diminishing rapidly.

Yawns having a sale this weekend too I think.

Meanwhile
Homeschool and her ex are both posting photos of their sick daughter in her hospital bed
What is wrong with these people

Meanwhile one of Castle's new 'Manager' bots has just shown the whole of instagram her sons photo, date of birth, place of birth, passport number, issue date and expiary date of his UK passport.

All to get a few views and engagement. The over sharing is shocking.

@PieonaBarm

Yawns having a sale this weekend too I think.

Thing is ..

a) discounting is definitely not allowed. (Well it wasn't in my day).
b) if they are selling at less than RRP then they are undercutting their own downlines... not exactly cricket, is it.
c) it's hardly going to instil confidence in their downlines if these biiiig managers have to discount to move product?

... they haven't thought this through, have they! I think they think they are untouchable, ie pricing rules don't apply to them. But they haven't thought about the knock-on effect of shifting the garage stock like this.

Not long til Global Rally, will be Very Intersting to see the CB cheques!

Isn’t the threads concerning children a form of child abuse.
I’ve also seen people take photos of frail & aging relatives (non MLM).
Have these people asked for this and do they realise they are being abused & dignity stripped by strangers?

Sleaze's latest word salad of no meaning "Keep living life professionally"

@PieonaBarm

Caste doing some hard selling.
I find her pro planner total ‘sales’ rather underwhelming,
She wont have the same sales this year as her profile has dropped dramatically in FL and they won’t be buying for brownie points.

I wonder how the bots who jumped ship to her from others such as Yawn feel now. She gets bored so quickly

Castle talking about taking the foot off the gas at FLP because it was getting 'too easy' (no, the bottom fell out of your 'biznis') and opening new 'multiple revenue streams' with the planner & coaching...
Actually, all of her 'revenue streams' are predicated on the same audience paying her for pointless stuff they can't afford, and that audience is both shrinking rapidly and at the same time seeing its disposable income drop to zero.
Multiple income streams my arse...

I wish castle wouldn’t show photos of her son naked on Instagram. Any clicks better than no clicks ?

Those poor children have no privacy. The older one is becoming very conscious of performing for the camera, too. Not healthy at all