MLM Bot Watch 67: Is it all slowly imploding?

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Oh that’s hilarious

(That comment was about Castle being on LinkedIn and pretending to be a grownup business person)

I remember Yawn’s post about feeling grown up because she’d been invited to be a school governor. Wonder how that’s going?

A "whopping" 236ml of body lotion for £20?

That's daylight robbery. For that I expect it contain gold flakes or some such insane ingredient.

Yawn, look up the meaning of "whopping" in a dictionary. 236ml ain't it.

The usual collocation is ‘whopping lie’
😉

Castle has admitted to not exercising for three weeks, so having that live in PT to "reset" her was worth it then for six weeks.....

Also PT Bot seems to have some kind of shrine to Castle's Sis with framed photos of her. As far as I can gather she's not related and is just part of Castle's downline, grief a very personal thing, but I find this a bit strange

@acatcalledjohn

A "whopping" 236ml of body lotion for £20?

That's daylight robbery. For that I expect it contain gold flakes or some such insane ingredient.

Yawn, look up the meaning of "whopping" in a dictionary. 236ml ain't it.

And the thing is, a larger bottle of an equivalent lotion, by Neutrogena, (a tried and tested quality alternative) is available for less than a fifth of the price, on the high street.

She'd still have to sell a lot of £20 body lotion to get to the multi-million pound business she claims she runs....

Is it my imagination or does there seem to be frequent posts (especially from Yawn) about people who started with Forever in the past but the time wasn't right for them at that moment so they gave up but they've now come back to try again?

Is this because they're struggling to find new blood?
Are they targeting people from the past that they know still follow them on social media hoping to hook them and reel them in again?

OK, so Yawn is posting on insta that her DH has been out of the rat race for 8.5 years and living his dream life because she has 'replaced' his wage with fl (six figure earner blah blah blah). Thing is, I am sure its been mentioned here that he's been working as a delivery driver (a very hard-working, low paid, long-hours job). Can anyone corroborate?

So, Ironbot and the family have covid.
Despite listing her symptoms and clearly needing the rest, she is still relentless on her phone posting about how much money you can earn.

Turn your phone off. Get some rest and recover properly. ! How can her download not see there is a problem with this business model!?? !!! Aarrrgghh

I thought it was Castle's husband who was the delivery driver? Not sure if Mr Yawn works on the quiet though..

Yes, I think Castle’s husband was the delivery person. Also Mr Homeschool was working as a delivery driver whilst offering to coach people to a six figure income. Isn’t Yawn’s a carpenter (obviously not working on the side to prop up the image of a six figure income but rather spending the day bathing in Aloe and sipping a Prosecco.

Way, way back someone reckoned that Yawn's DH was working with/for the BFF's ex.

If he really was "out of the rat race" you'd think she'd be posting lots of exciting things he can do now he's retired but instead his life seems to consist of being chief chauffeur, photographer and general handyman.

FFS they never even go on holiday or away for short breaks despite Yawn's working week finishing on a Weds/Thu or whenever she claims.

@JohnStonesMissus

I thought it was Castle's husband who was the delivery driver? Not sure if Mr Yawn works on the quiet though..

Ah, thanks for clarification. Hard to keep up with the various lies and deceits .

Has Yawn ever been away in that caravan?

@Sausageroll67 Nope, it's been on the drive since she got it as a 'project'. Possibly not even roadworthy, bought purely for engagement around the time Castle was going on about her 'lodge' (and didn't Uber go down that road as well at the time?).

Yawn said he working week finished on Monday. And then yesterday. Consistency is key with lies....🤣🤣

[quote Twentytwentyhindsight]@Sausageroll67 Nope, it's been on the drive since she got it as a 'project'. Possibly not even roadworthy, bought purely for engagement around the time Castle was going on about her 'lodge' (and didn't Uber go down that road as well at the time?).[/quote]
Snort! Thanks @Twentytwentyhindsight, I have been behind with bot watching lately. Wig and Sleaze and their 'not covid' dragged me back in.

Actually feel embarrassed for her about the claim ‘multi million pound business’…. STFU Yawn it’s not hard to work out how much your ‘business’ really takes 🥱 Seriously though, these scum bags make my piss boil and skin itch simultaneously 🤣 On another note, I have to admit that one of the MANY things that really made me leave mlm for good was seriously thinking about what my child would think of me one day. As someone quite rightly pointed out, there is so much stuff out there now speaking the truth! How can anyone be proud of making money like that or having yourself as a role model whilst shilling it!? Ewwwwwww I still hang my head in great shame😫

@Sausageroll67

Has Yawn ever been away in that caravan?

You'd think that as they have so much time and money on their hands then they would be away all the time but no, they barely leave their home unless it's to eat out.

Surely the whole point in not working/finishing work half way through the week is to do fun things with your time like going away in your caravan rather than leaving it festering on the driveway.

Although, saying that, I've not even spotted it in the background of photos recently I don't think.

I’ve noticed the caravan doesn’t appear much. If she has got rid she probably took loads of photos with different apparel on . If so check the nails.Can you get stepladders in a caravan?
I see Mr homeschool is not getting much interest in his daily waffle.Not listened though . Too much assault on the ears.
Can’t make out what Castles 🏰 latest gig is. Reminds me of Phd always rebranding but nothing new to offer.

Poor poor Nurse

According to her goal board a couple of years ago, she should have bought a house in Devon by now and sacked the boss.
But she’s planning a move to another rented house close to where she currently lives.
Nothing wrong with that of course, but her dreams remain unfulfilled, and will never come true if she puts her faith in network marketing