MLM Bot Watch 67: Is it all slowly imploding?

[acatcalledjohn]

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I expect they both know where the bodies are buried so to speak so they support each other. Utter morons and dangerous individuals.

@Waveafterwaveslowlydrifting - great analogy! Parasitic symbiosis? Probably more accurate to say mutualistic but somehow, parasitic sounds more apt!

Castle is letting her boy skateboard on a narrow, winding country road. Not clever, love.

She's taken pics of big numbers (lots of digits) written on a whiteboard. Not impressive as she doesn't even say what they are. Sales? Profits? Jobs her mother does for her?

Yawns interpretation of portion control. Spread it over 1 plate and bunch it up on another.🤣
The minion she has dusted off doesn’t post much or get much engagement.

This supplement does not reduce your portion sizes: you do that by putting less on your plate, Yawn.

There is also no clear scientific evidence to say it aids weight loss. So another false claim.

https://www.webmd.com/vitamins-and-supplements/garcinia-cambogia-weight-loss

Yawn doing another C9? I thought she'd already lost 2 stone on her year of health where she was going to lose 5 stone! Has she forgotten her own stories

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This supplement does not reduce your portion sizes: you do that by putting less on your plate, Yawn.

There is also no clear scientific evidence to say it aids weight loss. So another false claim.

https://www.webmd.com/vitamins-and-supplements/garcinia-cambogia-weight-loss[/quote]
And read the side effects - serious liver problems, FDA non approved, psychiatric problems plus the usual diarrhoea

Loving Wig's latest post from The Daily Mail heralding the end of civid restrictions in Denmark.. you then go to the article and "it's down to the success of the vaccine" - the very thing she keeps saying people shouldn't take. The lights are on but no one has been home under that wig for a long time.

@CatherineCookson, lol, thanks for the chuckle! It’s bad enough when the relevant bit is “buried” in the article but it’s clear that she’s not even bothered reading the headline! She’s giving blondes a bad name!

Coco is often guilty of doing that with articles when it’s clearly contrary to the nonsense he’s spouting…

Time to take a little peek at what he’s been up to…

Nurse eating a McDonalds, half way through her C9
Remind me about resetting eating habits etc etc??

@Spongebobette

Nurse eating a McDonalds, half way through her C9 Remind me about resetting eating habits etc etc??

wasn't she doing 2 in a row??

Uber has had a "cheat day" on the C9 where she's had a Prosecco lunch with her mates. Honestly what's the point of a C9 if they all cheat at it? Can't even stick to something for 9 days!

Well my colleagues on the c9 have all reported back that they are starving, the shakes are vile, the aloe juice has the consistency of spunk and they feel exhausted. So no more orders going in. Phew.

I think part of the attraction of the C9 (and drinking Aloe gloop) is masochism

Probably for the bots as they know what they're getting. Form of self punishment. This group of teachers said they were expecting a nice tasty, filling shake, easy weight loss and an energy boost so were disappointed to be missing out on food and feeling like crap. Luckily (or unluckily) the FL bot who sold them the products wasn't in the room at the time!

The bots cheat on an industrial scale. They show you the shakes malarkey but not a full English breakfast , cakes etc in the background.
JP have a shred similar to C9 so all the same hokum.
Re Castles son on skate board what happened to the quad bike? Is it gathering dust with the Peloton.
Yawn recruiting/training AGAIN. What happened to the Indian/ Autism malarkey . Not enough victims perhaps.I thought you also had weekends off.

I was also wondering what happened to Castle's dogs. Presumably they were dispensable too. 😢

Castle has also dispensed with child care & housework. Inane videos are more up her street.
Broke just the same Maccy daddy and single.
Yawn now targeting Xmas.

Nurse's insta stories are literally the most inane, boring, waffle about NOTHING! Also where she for some reason subtitles them, it's even worse. 'So, um, so, blah'

I miss looking at Nurse’s Facebook she blocked me 🤣

I'm blocked too. I miss Nurse.

Can't remember the nickname for Weird Willy's ex but she has come out as gay, ditched MLM, got a real job and lost loads of weight.

@Waveafterwaveslowlydrifting

Can't remember the nickname for Weird Willy's ex but she has come out as gay, ditched MLM, got a real job and lost loads of weight.

Homeschool. Are you sure she's got a job?

She's doing the successful solution method coaching which smells like bullshit. Not a proper job.

Ah it seemed too good to be true. Shame.