MLM Bot Watch 67: Is it all slowly imploding?

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@SoosanCarter

The most recent post I can see on Nurse’s fb page is way back in July. Am I missing a new page?

This is on her Insta

She has a locked down FB business page with very few in (great way to do business!) and I think limits who can see her posts on her personal page

Nurses interaction nil. No vowels has I think given up as other fish to fry and she offloads to fb marketplace. The other minions she dusts off very little action there.
We all know the creative accounting that went on so next year will be interesting.

Novowels is busy on Insta
Her posts make my head swim

If you're blocked by any bots on Instagram you can still still view their stories anonymously through one of the viewing sites ....just Google "Instagram story viewer"

Don’t tell me they have some stock left? I thought they’d have sold out months ago 🤣

They'll still be trying to flog them as 'vintage' or 'retro' in 2024.
They'll have a couple of pallet loads in the garage...

Just found the photo that Yawn used for her Summer Body Blitz group was nicked from Holland & Barrett ( orange trainers & green gunk) as shown on my nectar app.
Naughty 😈
What is Castles new business announcement about?

If she was running a real business she’d know about copyright and Creative Commons or the CRA

One thing about these top bots is that they’ve been operating outside of normal business practices for so long that they wouldn’t have a clue if they ever got a real job and would make all sorts of blunders

It must be a nightmare for the copyright industry especially music.
So Yawn is getting more Botox. Her insta is laughable. The magic elixir doesn’t work then?
On another note as I was late to the party and have only read some earlier threads did any of the bots go on exotic holidays that were unrelated to MLM?

I think Uber had exotic hols (and plastered photos all over social media of her children 🙄)

Castle ditto - Disney, NY - with her poor son’s image used non stop for attraction marketing

Yawn, not so much

Nurse is about to do ANOTHER C9

Uber, if you're reading this....I wouldn't be embarrassed about your new ear piercing being a sign of a mid-life crisis. It's barely noticeable and TBH I quite like it.

OTOH your whole lip-synching, TikTok activity is an entirely different matter. It is so cringey it's painful to watch. I honestly cannot believe that your children haven't begged you to stop showing yourself up like that.

@Spongebobette

Nurse is about to do ANOTHER C9

Nurse does FL by numbers. Tries a bit with the C9s, starts some exercise routine and posts continually about it and healthy eating. Gets no interaction or sales. Gets bored and leaves it for a couple of months. Tries again with eye cream demos in the dark and 'lifestyle' posts about moving house or going on holiday. Can't keep up the effort or pretence. Gets no interaction or sales. Gets bored and leaves it for a couple of months. Posts about 'her great team'. Team has long since canned the FL life. Gets bored. Starts posting about how great the gel is. Delivery day which is clearly all her personal supply. Gets bored. Repeat.

Yup

Haven’t seen many delivery days recently tbh

She can’t be 4CC active. If that’s still a thing.

Wig and Sleaze have recovered from their ,"not covid" after watching Merlin and taking homoeopathic remedies for "not covid" but they're still unvaxxed despite it being "not covid".

Stealth advert? www.mumsnet.com/Talk/style_and_beauty/4319789-good-stuff-from-avon

What's with Castle's new facebook profile and cover photos?

They look like something off a very badly produced leaflet that dropped through your letterbox with the local free paper in the 80s.

It really is amateur hour with that one.

Ironically recent posts about filters being bad and how people should be proud of their faces, then updates profile with a heavilly filtered picture...

Now entering the real world of business, Albeit about 10 years later than other business.

Can’t imagine she will have too much success there.

I’m irritated to see Yawn is back on the ADHD bandwagon. It’s all about how the MLM business model can support parents who need flexibility and support apparently and she’s sure it will be useful for those with connections in the “ADHD and autism world”. I’d like to know what her strategy is but I suspect it’s the same old shite but in shorter sentences or bullet point form. That’s the strategy anyone who knows fuck all about ADHD would probably select.