MLM Bot Watch 67: Is it all slowly imploding?

[acatcalledjohn]

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So Yawn's plant based diet with no bad habits (due to re-setting from her C9) included a huge plate of fish and chips.

Maybe the salads they do were all off the menu today

She’s a completely ridiculous person

Nothing she ever says means anything

With a strategically placed Chloe handbag on the table blocking the view in her photos

Why would you post a photo of a plate of food that gives the wrong message?
Let’s see if she gets green fingers with her new plant.

Ibiza bot and her bot boyfriend have spent the last few weeks telling everyone they are idiots for lining up to get the covid vaccine. He even posted how he couldn't BELIEVE seemingly intelligent people were up for getting it.

He's just had covid really badly and is still ill weeks later.

Clue for Ibiza bot?

First name, same as First Minister Sturgeon. Surname the plural of something you write to state who you're leaving your house to when you die. She's on Instagram - although the stories where she says he has had covid really badly look like they've expired now.

Ah thanks
Can’t see any mention

I do not need to see Sleaze all sweaty after a workout. My eyes

Are you telling us Sleaze works out? It’s hard to believe but I suppose he’s got to keep moving otherwise his fibs might catch up with him.

Imagine the confusion certain bots could create if they sprinkled that disturbing sentence liberally with punctuation? We all know how they love commas, grocers’ apostrophes and exclamation marks.

“I do not need to see Sleaze!!!! all sweaty, after, a workout!!!!!!!! My eye’s!!!! 😍😍💯🍆
#soblessed #superexcited

@BSintolerant

Are you telling us Sleaze works out? It’s hard to believe but I suppose he’s got to keep moving otherwise his fibs might catch up with him.

Imagine the confusion certain bots could create if they sprinkled that disturbing sentence liberally with punctuation? We all know how they love commas, grocers’ apostrophes and exclamation marks.

“I do not need to see Sleaze!!!! all sweaty, after, a workout!!!!!!!! My eye’s!!!! 😍😍💯🍆
#soblessed #superexcited

I was hoping the sweating might mean he'd caught a dose of something from Coco who is still suffering from a mystery virus that causes extreme coughing fits even though he's been taking ivermectin (apparently).

There is that.

I thought it was his sex face
🤮

@Spongebobette

I thought it was his sex face 🤮

There goes breakfast 🤢🤮

Apologies 😳

@Spongebobette

I thought it was his sex face 🤮

Do you think he’s capable?

Wig & Sleaze partner in crime. Company name shows domain not internet connected. Companies house show accounts overdue and previous accounts look dismal.

@VolcanicEruption

Wig & Sleaze partner in crime. Company name shows domain not internet connected. Companies house show accounts overdue and previous accounts look dismal.

Ha ha - was just coming on here to post same (isolating and bored). He doesn't look dodgy at all does he with his Facebook page full of photos of flash cars 😂 Yet another "legit" business partner for our intrepid #powercouple.

On another note I see Sleaze has fallen out with the creator of his and Coco's Freedom Fighter website as he doesn't seem to have been paid.

Re Sleaze I don’t know anything about planning laws but am I right in saying that the park is public land.
On another note in the Hey hun #ban the scam page our favourite guru gets a glowing mention 🤣

Just read that Donald Trump is in trouble re an MLM he endorsed (was paid to promote) and people are suing him as it have the impression he was involved in the business when he wasn’t

(I think I have that right)

ACN

I do recall the Orange Gimp very publicly endorsing an MLM but from what I remember, he wasn't directly involved - just selling his name (he'd already sold his granny, so it was all he had left).

That’s mostly how he makes money - putting his name on stuff

I met an ACN bot a couple of years ago (I’m still traumatised). It’s a miracle he didn’t drown in his own drivel. Someone told me this particular bot is likely to be taken out of circulation soon as he’s in serious trouble with the law. I hope he doesn’t start talking drivel about “meeting the millionaires” when he’s in Her Majesty’s Hotel. He tried to impress me with that line and failed. His face was a study when I asked him if he’d checked their accounts on Companies House. He looked even more deflated when he asked me if I’d ever heard of ACN and I told him I was alive to the Orange Gimp’s court case.

NURSE
Stop picking the sleep out of your eyes during your stories. It's gross. I can't work out if you're trying to be a salesperson, or aspirational, or just chatting to mates, who can't be following her page surely as it's all forever shite??