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Castle is announcing a 'new arm'to her business and you can be one of the first to sign up!!
A “new arm”? Are you sure it’s an “arm”? The MLM Resistance has been informed that Castle’s been designing willy warmers emblazoned with inspirational quotes. As a nod to her previous career she’s calling her new collection “The short arm of the law.” Here are some of the quotes on the ‘garments’ in question:
Aloe! Aloe! Aloe!
My other one’s a truncheon
Live! Laugh! Languish in the cells
Hands off my helmet!
She’s also designed a one-off for Crown Court judges which says “All rise.”
Each order comes with a complimentary magnifying glass. 