MLM Botwatch 56 - New Year, New Thread

[Jasmin82]

Bot-watching into 2020. Hoping it's a good year for all (and the end of MLMs - Hey, a girl can dream!)

Yawns Australia post has appeared - redacted of course - on MLM Lies Exposed on Facebook

What do Bruv's accounts say?

He hasn't got any

Would anyone be able to pm link to yawn's account?

How does Utility Warehouse rip off its agents? I can understand with overpriced products people don't need and 'being your best customer' but I don't understand what is so bad about utility warehouse...

I'm sure you're right but I'd like to understand why. I am a UW customer for gas, electricity, phone and broadband - have been for 4 years. Should I not be?

This might help

www.google.co.uk/amp/s/amp.theguardian.com/money/2017/jul/08/get-rich-quick-utility-warehouse-energy-scheme-joanna-lumley

Thank you Spongebobette. Still doesn't seem that bad to me - different to the other MLMs as there appears to be no ongoing expenditure. Yes, perhaps poor returns on the investment of time and perhaps misleading income expectations, but people aren't sinking vast sums into it. Or am I missing something?

If Bruv doesn't have accounts does that make him a tax dodger? Can he be reported?

@Bluewavescrashing it could just be he hasn't got a limited company, so doesn't need to file public accounts.

People generally only open a limited company when they earn above £70k-ish from memory, because the tax advantages increase from about that threshold

Ah that makes sense. Thanks.

I wonder how many bots fiddle their taxes or have never registered with HMRC as self-employed in the first place? They’re meant to do that even if they’re making bugger all.

Yawn's body is flushing out all the toxins with the help of aloe

Mine is doing the same with the help of my actual organs

The amount of crap that flows out of her on a permanent basis, you wouldn't think she needs any more flushing...

Maybe that’s why she has a separate bot potty for her visiting minions.

Yawn's flushing her body of all the processed food. But I thought she's mastered how to cook from scratch now she's gone Vegan?!

You’re not starving yourself, you’re feeding your body with everything it needs to feel healthy

Actually, Yawn, you are starving yourself. The C9 is a crash diet. You'll probably be eating no more than around 1000 calories today. Given your height and weight and sudden activity increase that is starvation.

I smell some porky pies.

Also, who looks like that after a big workout?

Also, Nurse, if you think that Insta story showed chaos and a manic Monday you should come to my house sometime!

Also a 'big' workout is not 394 calories!

All the scammers getting on to the C9 to reset and refresh. Why no just lead a healthy active lifestyle 365 and remove the crash dieting.

As said above 1000 calorie day is fad dieting and unsustainable.

I wonder how they would cope having to give a presentation on the how the C9 works? Bet they think BMR is a sandwich.

Yawn is walking proof that the C9 has the opposite effect of being a sustainable diet and detox plan. I am constantly baffled as to why anyone would think the C9 that she is peddling is worth the massive price tag of £111.

Yawn is looking forward to meeting nurse's expanding team.
Well that won't take long!

The bots don't have the patience or staying power to manage a normal healthy diet. Everything has to be now now now, instant gratification, insta worthy stories. Ugh.