MLM Botwatch 56 - New Year, New Thread

[Jasmin82]

Bot-watching into 2020. Hoping it's a good year for all (and the end of MLMs - Hey, a girl can dream!)

Yes I'm watching one of rasher bots new minions suddenly become a live Facebook fanatic, health and wellness qualified, sleep and energy master and apparently is so happy she now has something to balance her bottled water ph levels... I'm sure it's bothered her for years.

She's one of the in first for the new company but no following, probably spending her husband's money on all the products to talk about on her incredibly boring been done before lives.

She's been trying to recruit someone I know who is in no good place to be involved in mlm but is usually chased to be in her downline.

She's fully brainwashed. If you want to find her think of a Star Wars princess without the e and a disc shaped bead sewn onto dresses.

Bit of digging and they're called B Epic. Same old shit; four products and the website is all about joining the team.

Rasher Bot is another that fell from grace - after leaving Forever and taking up station at AAAAAAiiiirrrriiixxxx!!! - she was the poster girl for a MLM that was doomed to failure even before it began. Now she's been hoodwinked??!?
Proves once again how unsustainable this business really is .. how many have changed companies to the next big thing - to offer allegiance to the King or Queen of that new product - to the rinse and repeat the same tired downline of family and friends - to waste more money chasing the golden bucket of sick!

Uber and Bloodsucker make this look like the prequel from Highlander were there can really and truly be only "one"!

B Epic has illegal products like melatonin but they think if you get people to buy it from their link it's ok.

I work alongside NHS England... it's not ok.

Yup, Yawn is whining about the effect the dogs injury is having on her, no concern for the poor dog, none at all.

She's working at home today, like most days because she has nobody to go and meet to sell the business to as there are very very few new people wanting to join. She is also in FLP bot heartland, so most people there have either already joined, and left, or already know how shit it all is.

Melatonin is awesome! But yeah, only available on prescription in the UK. You can't just go out and buy it, that would be just a tad illegal.

Yawn is whining about having cabin fever
Surely Mr Yawn is available to stay at home too, as he doesn't have a secret proper job.
No reason that yawn can't get out of the house for a bit. And maybe buy a second crate!

Shhhhh! It's a secret!

His only job is with FLP, are you calling Yawn a lying liar who lies?

I won't stand for that.

She's a fucking lying liar who lies.

Get it right, or don't even try.

Ha ha that did make me chuckle white!
Biggest fucking lying liar who lies.
Everytime she opens her mouth more bullshit spews out.

Or in botspeak:

Join FLP and you will never suffer from constipation again!

It all comes out of your mouth!

It must be exhausting to have to turn the most boring minutiae of your daily life into content for your followers. I don't know how she fits it in around those pockets of time

Guaranteed Yawn’s latest training is that her minions should HEADLINE every post in caps.
H.O.W. D.I.D. W.E. M.I.S.S. T.H.E. U.P.D.A.T.E.?.!

Oh god. Nurse stopped the caps ages ago. Waiting for the next capitalised update: BUSINESS MEETING IN MY PJS

She's giving the dog aloe shite in his food to help him heal. Now he's going to have the shits to add to his woes.

That poor little dog, I feel so bad for him. She sucks really really badly.

So what are Yawn and Mr Yawn going to do when SHTF. Do they have any AMAYZZZing skills for the world at large. They may know their way around social media but so do many new kids on the block who are younger and cheaper.

Messiah hasn’t been discussed much recently but a quick check of his social media shows more of the same. I am surprised that a business launched on mint choc shakes continues to exist

This maybe controversial but the think that yawn does shave transferable skills.

She reminds me a lot
Of most business development managers I encounter from finance.

I think if she put her mind to it she could succeed in the copirate world.

Pains me to say, bu my I think it’s true

*have

If someone applied for a real job and their CV showed 10 years in an MLM they would not reach the shortlist

Is there finance jobs in her neck of the woods? Can she get a good credit check/DBS check? As they are not very good with GDPR would they pass the stringent tests of data protection, anti money laundering and information security.Using your phone at desk is also a disciplinary.

According to Yawn, she hasn't got much in the way of qualifications.

I also don't think that after being 'MLM famous' that she would be content with working for the man.

She will likely carry on in FLP for years, even after she's lost everything and is paying to play. It's like when people get 'famous' on a reality TV show and once the initial interest in them has died off then spend years and years trying to hold on to that thread of fame.

Once you've been adored, worshipped, and cheered, it's going to be hard to go back to being ordinary.

I think some of these top bots have loads of transferable skills and would actually be pretty good at running their own real businesses. They’re persuasive, know how to use social media, have big networks of women they could sell stuff to... Getting to the top of the pyramid isn’t all luck. Some of them are probably pretty smart, in a non-academic way. However, none of these skills would really qualify them to do a non-MLM managerial job.

The problem is that once FL or Younique or whatever goes tits up, they’ll have had just about every bit of their self-esteem knocked out of them by being part of such a toxic organisation for so long.

Broke has trashed some of his ex's stuff whilst he was looking after his kids and recovering from sedation while she was off smoking weed with her mates. His reasoning is that apparently she did it to his stuff. He's waiting to be arrested and apparently snitches get stitches. But he's off for a night out with his new girlfriend first. He's the epitome of attraction marketing, where do I sign up to be his down line??

I have been offered a J. O. B. this week and could not be happier! But then I'm not a arrogant lying scumbag.

I agree ex MLM ers could do well in sales etc but their distortion of reality would let them down. In a real business start up there's a huge amount of hard graft involved. You have to be organised, systematic, committed, humble, hardworking above all else.