MLM Bot Watch 54: The never-ending Saga

[Jasmin82]

Continuing from the last thread
Link to previous thread:
www.mumsnet.com/Talk/legal_money_matters/3677066-MLM-Bot-Watch-53-The-saga-continues?pg=1

Ha ha. And Norse can't use her mums pity testimonial on her page header because it includes a medical claim which is non compliant...

Good heavens, Nurse’s mum buys a lot of shite from her

Just looked at the last order picture she posted 'products for all my lovely customers'. Unsurprisingly it's all the products her Mum uses.

Don't forget the huge 'hampers' that nurse is trying to flog of all the crap she has bought herself just to stay active.
Nurse - you're losing money hand over fist. Wake up!

Good God. Tori Spelling has become a full blown hun!

Oh lawdy

Yawn's found her 'new thing' to get engagement on her posts

She's worn out the old things that she kept recycling - the house, the dogs, the new car...

so now its all wow wow wow plant based diet and people are replying to her with suggestions and advice.

job done

(btw how can she not have noticed all the veggie food in the supermarkets till now and how has she got to her age without ever having used lentils and pulses?)

@Spongebobette - I'm not even sure it's a 'new' thing, I seem to remember a previous phase of 'discovering the benefits of fresh food and cooking from scratch'.
It's one of the bot staples, and is as worn and recycled as her other recurring themes...

ah yes, now you remind me, I remember all the cooking from scratch enthusiasm

YAWN

I renew mber the cooking from scratch phase. Lasted all of 2 days.

Sober October lasted a few days too. And the gym-going seems to be intermittent too despite professing to being a gym bunny. It's all just done for show but it does seem to sucker in quite a few people if they look to her for nutritional advice and weight loss tips!

I think how they act shows why they are in network marketing.

Even the top bots are unable to follow through with any of the commitments they make.

I will do a live very day, I will go to the gym every day, I will batch cook every week.

They jump from one fad to another, with no ability to actually persevere at a task or a challenge. With this type of work they can do this, as whatever way you look at it you will lose money.

If they did this much flip flopping in a real job / small business they would not last two minutes before being pulled up.

They also have this inflated sense of self worth.

They genuinely believe that people care what shade of grey they painted their house, or what their new dog is doing, or what you had for dinner.

Wannabe cheap imitations of Mrs Hinch

It's all just done for show but it does seem to sucker in quite a few people if they look to her for nutritional advice and weight loss tips!

Who in their right mind would ask Yawn for nutritional advice and weight loss tips? She’s not a good advert for such things.

well if you go by her own posts and photos, you'd think she was a super fit gym bunny with a healthy diet ... it's only when you see her in others' posts and have followed her a while and can see all the inconsistencies

(using vegetables in a bowl as kitchen decoration is a great illustration of this. All about appearance.)

ooof Castle's bruv has just popped up on my feed with a story about the Pro planners...he flicks through one and you can see it's got pages called 'Prospect Tracker'.... meaning you write down all the people you have spoken to about the business and keep track of their response and when you'll harass them again.

And an 'engagement' page with all the social media icons on so you can tick, daily, where you've been posting etc

Dreadful, mind numbing stuff

CastleBro is a particularly vapid bot, so that doesn't surprise me. Fully relies on his sisters and botted "friends" to give him any sort of clout.

Didn't castlebro recently claim the #3 (or something) UK bot was his underling and because of him she'd got an extra £500 a month and a car plan?!

Scroll back to August.

Just realised it's Welshbot.
Castlebro is claiming Welshbots victories!

They are besties I thought.

Rarebot is his sister's upline, he's the latter's downline.

He refers to anyone in that group as 'his team', and is careful to phrase it in such a way that he appears to be the leader of said team, whereas he's actually at the bottom of the food chain.

He really is a waster clinging onto others' coat tails.

Lives in a shared bedsit in London and someone in his block of flats has a Ferrari. Walks past it every day 'Life Goals' he says.

Sad little boy, playing shop, riding the tailcoats of his sisters PAST success.

One day that whole castle will come tumbling down.

neither Bruv nor the sister ever made any real money from Forever Living. Castle did, because she got in at just the right time and recruited well. She's now trying hard to diversify into planners and inspirational talks.

They are an attractive family and are useful to FL as an attraction tool, but there's not a lot of real business being done. Their parents prop them up. Bruv lives in some weird fantasy where he is important and a leader but it's all in his head.

Oh, I thought Castle recruited both her siblings. So really they are in competition? The whole set up is bizarre. I wonder what they do all day long.