MLM Bot Watch 54: The never-ending Saga

[Jasmin82]

Continuing from the last thread
Link to previous thread:
www.mumsnet.com/Talk/legal_money_matters/3677066-MLM-Bot-Watch-53-The-saga-continues?pg=1

Or does she say "sakes"? He must have said something about a drink as she says "No it's stupid dry October...sex/sakes"

So what happens after the first person washes their hands ????

The soap lasts Forever.

If I went to someones home, especially if it was business related, I would expect a proper toilet, I would not go on a shitty (pun intended) chemical toilet, and then wash my hands with no running water. Not to mention in a freezing cold outhouse.

That is most undignified, not to mention that anyone over a certain size would find it difficult to use the toilet.

She says fuck sakes. That camping toilet is disgusting.

Can’t believe she showed the toilet off with such pride! It’s horrendous.

‘Bringing edgy design into the country vibe’

Presumably

Hashtag Ikea
Hashtag Home Sense
Hashtag quirky style

🤣

Honestly that woman is the queen of tat

Her design vision is ‘no square inch unadorned with bits of cheap rubbish’

That's hilarious that her minions budding entrepreneurs are deemed so unworthy of entering the Thatch that 'trainings' take place in a shed and they're given a glorified bucket to crap in, without even access to running water. Truly a taste of the jet set life they are on the path to achieving. Is that pokey gate the tradesmens' entrance they have to enter through so as not to sully the driveway?

What is most hilarious is that everything Yawn has done recently screams CHEAP

nothing wrong with cheap, of course, IKEA, Primark and Homesense are fine

But when you earn mega bucks (six figure income, able to retire whenever you like) and live a dream life you might raise your sights a little higher?

PHD said something interesting yesterday, they have just bought a car together which she hopes the powers that be in Australia will see they are a real couple.

That's a bit odd. I've had two friends fall in love with someone from America online. One moved out there, the other bought his girlfriend here. Both were very easily able to prove their relationships were real quite easily. A lot of faffing around to get stuff done, but their relationships were easily proved to the powers that be to be real. In both cases they had to get married quite quickly, but it's all worked out perfectly, which is lovely.

In both cases they had lots of evidence, hours of messages per day for a couple of years, you can't fake it. As you can imagine, a couple in love that are divided by a vast distance and time zones spend a lot of time messaging each other. The rules are strict, but as long as you meet the financial criteria, proving the relationship is real is pretty easy, as long as the relationship is real.

I wonder what type visa she has moved over there with? Visa regs have tightened up considerably in the past few years. Despite her phd I fail to see that her 'specialty' would profer her special status

a friend of mine has been married to an Iranian man for 9 years. Have two children and 3rd due in 2 weeks (she went over there to visit 8 months ago. Pregnancy not planned) and they have been trying for a decade to get him a visa to be allowed to even visit the UK. She doesn't earn enough to pass the criteria but she doesn't want to live in Iran or bring her children up in that culture (mainly due to their view of women)

Oh good the local paper rehashes FL press release blindly...again!
www.leamingtoncourier.co.uk/news/people/england-footballer-announced-as-ambassador-for-warwick-based-wellbeing-company-1-9112005

Do you think Yawn’s bot potty is listed as a business asset in her accounts?

Use the jacques and pay less tax ...

That toilet is absolute Instagram gold.

And how she has tried to make a camping toilet, a jug of cold water, and a freezing outhouse look luxurious is hilarious.

😂😂😂😂😂

Who remembers the 18 carat gold toilet which was stolen from Blenheim Palace last month? It was an art installation- fully plumbed in as well. Caused no end of flood damage.

Perhaps Yawn’s having us all on. What if Yawn’s toilet is another way to showcase her artistic talent alongside her fascinating interior design skills?

If anyone’s desperate enough to steal Yawn’s toilet at least there won’t be any flood damage to The Thaatchi Gallery as it doesn’t appear to be plumbed in!

Fascinated by what the handwritten note taped above the slop bucket throne might say... 'only two sheets of newspaper per visit'?

it's de facto visa

@Twentytwentyhindsight

On closer inspection the note above the throne appears to be a description of the art installation:

Down the Pan is Yawn’s most enigmatic work to date. It forms part of her Taking the Piss - Pisspreneur series of successfully inspired plumbing installations which depict the futility of network marketing. The fact that the toilet is not plumbed in represents both the logic of MLM victims and the churn rate of these schemes. The Thaatchi Gallery is delighted to display Down the Pan along with Cold White Shed and Garage Roof Held Up Forever with Aloe Cartons.

Just stumbled across a live by yawn with nurse done next to the lavatories in a service station.

It was in March. Norse was going to smash promotion by June to take the kid to Ceebeebees world. Yawn points out she has one down line already And THREE about to sign up.

That's been and gone by 9 months and didn't happen despite yawn and norses excitement at the '£500 a month extra'. It's all so depressing.

I've just been reminded of another of Yawn's "I'm so rich I can do xyz" posts that didn't materialise into anything ..... she boasted about having an expensive series of beauty treatments/procedures to reduce her double chin.

I think she posted after the first one (if indeed it happened ) and we've heard nothing since. Either she had no more of them or clearly didn't work or we'd never hear the end of it!

I’m slightly surprised by the lack of “look at my new Rangie” posts on Yawns fb. The previous car kept her feed going for months.
I agree she is the hostess with the mostest bare cheek!
She’s obviously a real life “ Hyacinth Buckett”.
I had an encounter with Yawn’s bff ex over the weekend. He seems a really nice bloke.

The bots live in Groundhog Day world

Definitely Hyacinth Bucket, if Yawn as a nickname hadn't been established for so long, that would definitely have to be her new nickname.

I'd be so embarrassed to make guests use that toilet. The water would be a huge issue as well, freezing cold, and once you've rinsed your hands properly, the water will be gone for the next people. With no plumbing in place, the dirty water would just sit there.

It's not at all hygienic, and freezing cold as well. Nice idea for teenagers who may be used to festivals and the like, but not for adults, especially not for those you are inviting into your home in a business capacity.