MLM Bot Watch 54: The never-ending Saga

[Jasmin82]

Continuing from the last thread
Link to previous thread:
www.mumsnet.com/Talk/legal_money_matters/3677066-MLM-Bot-Watch-53-The-saga-continues?pg=1

Ewwwwwww

Maybe he should LAY off the drugs

Have you seen that Forever Living are selling their headquarters in Northern Ireland ?

@funnylittlefloozie I have someone on my friends list who has been suspiciously quiet lately. She's been shilling Younique for about two years, went quiet recently but seems to have ramped it up again focusing on "former presenters" for some HUGE NEWS!!!

Damn! Has broke deleted his post? What did it say?!

@curbyourenthusiasm really?! I’m going to put on my festive yellow clothes and do a happy dance.

Are they blaming it on Brexit-related issues?

It’s not quite forever for Magheramorne and Forever Living. The company has put Magheramorne Estate on the market through Savills as it amalgamates its Irish and UK business and relocates its training facilities to Dublin.

https://www.thetimes.co.uk/article/magheramorne-estate-offers-a-promise-of-living-happily-for-ever-after-phw5pj90j

https://search.savills.com/ie/en/property-detail/gbbfrdduy190022

Yawns outside toilet for people who come and train

I guess losses of £300k, with sales going the wrong way (and pyramid schemes sales fall at an exponential rate) it was the only sensible option.

That property for less than £1m though!! I'm not up on my Northern Ireland property values, but £1m wouldn't buy a fraction of that in my area!

Yawns outside toilet for people who come and train

I have two theories about Yawn’s lavatorial arrangements.

Maybe it’s a health and safety issue.The Headmistress of my high school had a toilet all to herself. We couldn’t help but wonder if this was because she had an infectious disease and was concerned about passing it on to the other staff members.

Or, in keeping with the Irish theme could Yawn’s outside toilet be the equivalent of that which Mrs Brown installed in the cupboard under the stairs in an attempt to look posh?

Can’t stop laughing to myself about Yawns toilet. Love the jug of water and forever soap next to it to wash your hands lol.

How dare Yawn come over to my neck of the woods and try to victimise local people with hearing impairments. I think an email to the organisation may be in order. I may even pop in.

But more than anything - GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY IKEA.

The toilet pics are on her stories so need to click on Facebook picture. She did show it before when she first came up with the idea of how to keep the minions out of her house when they visit!

Yawn’s portapotty is on Fb and Insta stories. Bet it’s freezing in there too!

SUCH a generous and welcoming hostess, not allowing guests into the actual house 🤣

ROFL at that toilet

Doesn't she trust her team to venture into the house unaccompanied?

Lunch looked shit too.

See the comments in brokes post from the lady who says she is a therapist.Look at her fb page and the comments on her post from 3rd April.Candidate for the Can’t pay we’ll take it away.

Yawn and her team have apparently come up with the strategies of 'Christmas recruitment' 'Christmas retail' and 'live challenge'

Wtf is with that outdoor "toilet"? Is it not plumbed in? why is there no running water!?

Broke's attitude pisses me off.
My friend is having to crowdfund to ensure she can get home from an interview on Friday (can't turn it down because DWP would hit her with sanctions which she can't afford) for shock horror an actual JOB. She's desperate to work despite her disability and worsened health condition, is applying for any job she can do but can't get a single person to help out because she doesn't like asking for help.
In contrast, he does nothing but jump from scam to scam and blatantly begs people for money so he can keep doing nothing in a new country. Oh, sorry, they call it an "amazing opportunity." Yeah, the opportunity to be amazed how quickly your bank balance dwindles as you try to keep flogging overpriced shite.
Sorry, rant over.

I’ve asked the editors of The Worcestershire Dictionary of Botshite to add “Botpotty” in honour of Yawn’s throne.

That toilet is a bit yuck, I don't use portaloos unless I seriously need to! The bowl of water as well, ewww. The decor is lovely though so why doesnt she spend some of her supposed thousands on a proper loo?!!

And why on the end do her and her Th starts talking over each other with her finishing saying "sex"?! 🤢