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MLM Bot Watch 54: The never-ending Saga

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Jasmin82 · 07/10/2019 22:05

Continuing from the last thread
Link to previous thread:
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dickiedavisthunderthighs · 17/10/2019 09:19

Dcle if she's a year in I doubt there's much you can do except wait for her at the other side.
It's depressing how they manage to brainwash intelligent people.

nakedavengeragain · 17/10/2019 09:27

Wig and or Shrek said on..
17th October. 'Registration launches next week'
6th October. 'launches this week'.....
30th September. 'launch this week!'
21st September. 'The wait is nearly over'
20th September. 'In two weeks we take over'
5th September. 'Making plans for final launch'
3rd September. 'Launch this week'
2nd September. 'Our forever home has finally arrived'
28th August. 'Getting ready for the big launch' (after a week holiday)
26 August. 'Edging close to the final launch'
23 august. 'Meeting the CEO just before the big launch'
19. August. 'Positioned on Monday for greatness'
18 August. 'Launch day!'
17th August. 'Tomorrow! The big reveal!'
12th August. 'Last and final project launches next week'
10th August. 'Last big launch is coming'
6th August. 'Ready for the big launch mid August
31st July. 'Nearly time for the last launch'
26th July. 'Ready for our final project. Launch August'
24th July. 'In the next few weeks we launch our final project'
23th July. 'Company opens its doors in the next few weeks'

So yeah. I've been waiting 3 months for the Shitters Bitcoin Coffee. Better be good.

CanoeDoYouThinkYouAre · 17/10/2019 11:55

What the fuck is Broke spending £50 a day on from the newsagents?

Even The Beano would be too high brow for him.

Spongebobette · 17/10/2019 11:56

Scratch cards

CanoeDoYouThinkYouAre · 17/10/2019 12:40

Of course. Well that's the sort of responsible money management I'd expect.

Duvetday8 · 17/10/2019 13:04

Any clues for brokes surname?

Norma27 · 17/10/2019 13:10

My Herbalife bot has just blocked me as I corrected her on herbashites cruelty free status. Really hate when they pretend to be cruelty free yet sell in China.

CodenameVillanelle · 17/10/2019 13:18

Broke's surname is like a thing you wear on your hand to keep warm but with an R on the end

acatcalledjohn · 17/10/2019 13:34

Also a famous actor with the first name Danny.

Whiterangey · 17/10/2019 13:34

That is an awesome timeline of the forever Ponzi Naked.

Whiterangey · 17/10/2019 13:37

£50 on scratch cards? I hate those things, people spend far too much on them and get addicted

MLMsuperfan · 17/10/2019 13:58

Great work @nakedavengeragain. Nicely shows what a load of lies the entire Wig and Sleaze thing is.

On the subject of Broke, part of me wants to send him to Indonesia just to see what happens.

RogueApostrophe · 17/10/2019 14:14

£500 isn't enough to get a flight there, is it? As well as a new passport and whatever else he'll need.

BSintolerant · 17/10/2019 15:41

Broke's surname is like a thing you wear on your hand to keep warm but with an R on the end

That rules out Wank Mitten. Grin

SSDGM · 17/10/2019 16:55

A passport for Broke is £125 for a start off. Plus he will need to have an interview if he’s never had a passport before.

RevitalU are now selling CBD oil for “sleep”. Grin

acatcalledjohn · 17/10/2019 17:05

Contains melatonin.

I thought that was an issue in the UK?

Lunde · 17/10/2019 17:49

Would he not need, you know, VISA's and work permits from Indonesia to move abroad and work? I cannot imagine officials granting him a visa to start and illegal drug business!

SSDGM · 17/10/2019 18:12

Melatonin is only available on prescription in the UK. Another shady ingredient.

I did a 3 day conference in Bali a few years ago. I had to get a work visa even for that. That wasn’t free.

Plus my employer paid for business class flights, hotel, expenses and paid me for going there. But what do we know about business compared to Broke, the Wirral’s answer to Donald Trump.

nakedavengeragain · 17/10/2019 18:49

I've just googled the visa and work permit requirements for Indonesia. Yeah, he's not going.

Twentytwentyhindsight · 17/10/2019 19:01

Broke has previously bragged about his days as a foot soldier of the English Defence League, an organisation founded on hatred of Muslims and 'illegal immigrants', and of terrorising innocent people for their faith and ethnic origin.

I also remember the last time he travelled any distance for a 'life changing business venture' which was to London for a 'share in a 'ground floor opportunity as a leader in a world-changing business venture' (a short-lived Ponzi scheme that didn't even get off the ground), he ended up kipping in a bus stop and scrounging for money to get home, whilst railing against the number of brown people he was forced to share space with.

If I could be sure he would go (he won't, either he's being scammed again, or he is just stripping people of cash to fund his pathetic lifestyle, or a both), I would fund his trip, just for the lolz of following his journey to a Muslim country full of 'brown' people in which he will be not only a homeless illegal immigrant that does not speak the local language, but one involved in trading drugs (a death penalty offence) while advertising it on public social media profiles.

He is a waste of oxygen, and the entertainment value of watching him, which is the only value he provides to society, needs to be upped if he is to be worth it.

Twentytwentyhindsight · 17/10/2019 19:08

I'm also aware that I previously said that I would try to provide an easily digestible breakdown of FLP's performance over the last few years in the light of their latest accounts, but various life things have been going on, so please bear with me.

Whiterangey · 17/10/2019 19:44

That's not good enough @Twentytwentyhindsight I'm certain you could find pockets of time in which to do it in, not good enough for sure. Seriously though, I'm looking forward to it when it's all done, will be worth waiting for.

Whiterangey · 17/10/2019 19:46

I didn't know Broke was a foot soldier for the EDL. Yeah, Indonesia isn't the place for him with his beliefs.

What an absolute wanker.

Twentytwentyhindsight · 17/10/2019 20:10

Speaking of Broke, Watchdog Live is right now showing a programme about 'online bank' Monzo that he was promoting as recently as last Monday (commission for getting people to join).

It would appear that people can't access their money and are locked out of their accounts for weeks on end for no good reason. Some people are unable to feed their kids or pay the rent, and Monzo is not responding...

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