MLM Bot Watch 52: The continuing saga

[Jasmin82]

Continuing on from previous threads.
BBC documentary:
www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/p076n2hg

Literally everything that PHD says in her videos and her mega long TL:DR facebook posts is available free from hundreds of youtube vids and self development sources. She's learned everything from her self development MLM training and is just re-packaging it.

This mentorship market is getting just as saturated as general MLM.

Totally pointless and she's basically on the make. The 'upmarket' photos that accompany the posts are a futile attempt to bring a professional look to what is a completely useless offering.

If I were spending £3k on training I would expect a list of other businesses that she has trained as references, and I am not talking some 'I helped x to a six figure turnover'. I would want tangible evidence that through her input, the 'business' has had a positive out put (increased efficient, reduced costings) etc.

I hope no one falls for this nonsense.

@9dartfinish2nd - She's still shilling dōTERRA- you get a bonus aromatherapy kit (worth £138!!!!!) if you sign up for the coaching.

Either that, or she's going about getting rid of garage-qualifying stock in a rather convoluted way...

Squarely aimed at struggling MLM bots, rather than anyone with a real business/JOB- "Generate a minimum of £2000 a month..." (note generate, rather than clear- so that would be turnover, not profit).

Eeeeek, where do I sign up!!!!!!!

PHD is a complete joke. I suspect Daddy is funding her pretend business lifestyle with handouts. She is making a fool of herself but is unaware how pathetic it is!

£2000 a month is a joke. My business with 7 staff turns over half a million and I would be very cautious parting with £3k+ for a coach.

Just watched the Truly Madly bot in PHDs guff and it’s more of the same.
Hair playing/scratching/fidgeting/talking with hands/hello and philosophical waffle.
Hope people don’t pay for this but I fear some will.

Surely no one will pay for this? £200 for a box of tricks they can justify I imagine, but over £3k for a course of inane waffle, even the most die hard MLM'er would think twice?

Do you think PHD believes that she genuinely has the skill set and personality to command these sums of money for her 4 years in 'business' or is she just a chancer milking the system dry?

ooooh I've just seen a real live bot in the flesh!

Very different when you see them in the flesh without the use of filters and clever angles.

Let's just say that they're not going to change their body size and shape with a quick fix C9 here and there. Neither is a tummy tuck going to do it.

They're never going to be a skinny minnie so they need to work with what they've got, change eating habits and up the exercise.

What they're doing with the attempts at a "quick fix" is pointless and dangerous particularly when they have an impressionable daughter.

@OhMyGodTheyKilledKenny I think I'd burst into laughter if I saw one of our bots in the flesh. I'd have to snap a selfie with them (at an appropriate angle).

I do have concerns about the daughters of bots who are constantly doing C9s

Receipt bot is going to double her business in 3 months, according to Yawn.
Watch out if you live near her, she'll be in a recruiting frenzy!

Why hasn't she done that already?

Yawn is her upline and mentor. She's a bit of a dick if she's had the knowledge on how receipt can double her business in a month and hasn't shared until now.

Why doesn't Yawn double her own business, or at least stop her business declining.

Receipt bot’s only real engagement is on her personal posts. Her FL posts only get comments from other bots and some get nothing at all. She’ll only double her business if she buys twice as much for personal use!

She's feeding aloe gel to her horse though 🙄

That’s one way of making it trot ....

Not for the first time, I wish Mumsnet would provide a 'like' button

Agreed, a like button or a "that was so funny I nearly spat my coffee everywhere" button.

Either one will do.

Put what you want into your own body, but not your animals bodies. If you are feeding your animal right there is no need for anything else. If they have a problem then contact a vet.

The only medically proven thing that aloe does when ingested is to give you the shits. I wouldn't wish that on my animal. My cat with the shits would be a bad bad thing.

Is Yawn going back to the future?

Very very bad!

Btw there isn't much appetite for Nurse's competition, to be announced tomorrow.

Yawn's trying to scoop up any disenchanted bots who have been unsuccessful so far

Because the reason they are not making any money is the lack of Yawn-training

Ohmygod I frequently see a large bot in rl. It takes me all my time not to say hello. You may be local to me, FL was very big but has died a death.

Pretty sad when the market is so saturated you stoop to scooping up other people's rejected bots

An hour after Yawns post about someone restarting FL with her Nurse has posted the same almost word for word

Mad isn't it? All these people suddenly wanting to rejoin today!!

I can't see that post? Is it on her bizness page?