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MLM Bot Watch 47

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BSintolerant · 20/03/2019 21:29

The thread where network marketing / multilevel marketing goes local - not global.

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Twentytwentyhindsight · 15/04/2019 17:50

Wow Dora, with a markup like that (+ the uplines' cuts + FLP's own not inconsiderable profit, how overpriced does that make the products?

MLMsuperfan · 15/04/2019 18:05

The prices have to be inflated to cover the long chain of people getting a cut.

Norma27 · 15/04/2019 18:27

And yawn is about to ‘upcycle’ an item which used to belong to her mil.
She seriously has no taste.

UnapologeticallyUnhinged · 15/04/2019 18:45

Ahahahahaha! Those reviews were funny....my fave was from the bot who wrote this...

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UnapologeticallyUnhinged · 15/04/2019 18:46

"Gets compared to a pyramid scheme"
🤣🤣🤣

Twentytwentyhindsight · 15/04/2019 21:35

There is nothing worse than uneducated naysayers confusing your inverted funnel with a pyramid.

BSintolerant · 16/04/2019 01:07

Twenty I heard a story about a bot who mistook his wife's inverted funnel for her pyramids. Thank God for aloe gelly ...

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gotmychocolateimgood · 16/04/2019 07:20

My FL bot thinks she is getting a mid month bonus pay cheque this month. Is that true?

Norma27 · 16/04/2019 07:22

I think fl bots get ‘paid’ on the 15th of each month.

fromdownwest · 16/04/2019 10:04

The paradox that is the educated one, put up a very confusing Insta post.

'If you are 40+ its time to leave them young girls alone and get a woman who understands the signs of a stroke'

Toxic femininity right there! An odd one for sure.

OhMyGodTheyKilledKenny · 16/04/2019 12:03

In fact it says " If your 40+..."

So much for having a BSc and Ph.D Hmm

Whiterangey · 16/04/2019 13:58

If bruv has said his new recruit had made £1000 profit in 3 weeks then we know it's the truth. He doesn't lie. Castle owned the castle she was living in and he is making a lot of money from FL. As is Sis, her companies house accounts are obviously wrong. They show she has made so little she would qualify for benefits but they are obviously wrong.

Bruv the troof teller should be his formal bot name.

9dartfinish2nd · 16/04/2019 15:21

Seen various MLM people attend Tony Robbins recent event in London and just wondered what peoples thoughts on him were.

It seems he runs a 4 day session, 12 hours a day and seems to work people into a bit of a frenzy much like the FLP, Juice Plus and Nu Skin conventions do.

BSintolerant · 16/04/2019 15:51

I know someone who volunteered at one of his events many years ago. He was allegedly bad tempered and made one of his assistants cry.

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MLMsuperfan · 16/04/2019 16:33

There's a hilarious episode of Oh No, Ross and Carrie! podcast about a Tony Robbins event. ohnopodcast.com/investigations/2017/12/22/ross-and-carrie-get-rich-quick-part-2-fake-clapping-edition

Tupperwarelid · 16/04/2019 18:28

Is troof teller / bruv bot the same one who has posted a video of the party weekend and states “I don’t think I could love my team anymore”?Hmm

Think you'll find it’s your sister’s team actually.

gotmychocolateimgood · 16/04/2019 18:56

Yes, he loves to steal her glory! Doubt he is earning anything at all tbh.

darceybussell · 16/04/2019 19:41

Tell me again roughly how much the income is per case credit Dora?

gotmychocolateimgood · 16/04/2019 20:02

Younique is running a 'Bossbabe University' in August. Training day thing. I just spat out my tea - brilliant name 😂

Mlmcringe · 16/04/2019 21:07

I’ve read FL bots describe getting paid in middle of month as a ‘mid-month pay injection’. It’s no different to getting paid at the end of the month or any other date you fools

DoraExplorer99 · 16/04/2019 21:16

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Spongebobette · 16/04/2019 21:31

I find it all so bloody confusing which is one of the reasons I’d be shit at MLMing

Whiterangey · 16/04/2019 22:39

Of course the money a bot earns is a lot less as they are their own best customer and in most cases their only customer.

Is it 4CC's a manager needs in personal sales per month in order to be able to receive the bonus money from their downline?

If it is you know it's the manager buying those 4CC's themselves.

Spongebobette · 16/04/2019 22:59

Gosh is it really 4CCs a month?? That’s a lot.

Twentytwentyhindsight · 16/04/2019 23:35

Using CCs (or whatever other name for their 'internal currency' MLMs use), it also serves to obscure the financial reality by making it all more abstract. I remember asking my OH for estimates of whatever she was earning, but all she could do was obsess over CCs, not a fucking clue about whether she'd be able to contribute to the bills from one month to the next.

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