MLM Bot Watch 47

[BSintolerant]

The thread where network marketing / multilevel marketing goes local - not global.

Oh Castle...so thirsty babes.

I don't remember reading anything about your forehead and guarantee my roots are MUCH worse.

However I do remember all the unscrupulous business practises and lies and manipulation. All those poor women with the 'oh ignore the haters hun!' Comments are the same people whose families you are literally making suffer financially so you can live your current lifestyle.

Karma is indeed a bitch, hun.

Oh and I shall repeat what I said at the top of the thread...

Hi to all the watched bots!

Yawn, Broke, Wiggy And Thumb With Teeth AKA Sleaze...the karma comment applies to you all.

Not too late though, eh?!

Meanwhile, Bloodsucker is busy coaching her DIL. There's various FL family dynasties now (parents/children, siblings etc) and I can't help wondering, do they truly believe they are doing a good thing for their families (especially the ones who have made money from it)? or is it just an easy way to ensure you have new managers, and managers that you can easily support/bolster financially?

@gotmychocolateimgood - absolutely. One of her minions is recommending she "steen shots and outs" the culprit. Castle responds "I don’t know where they write it lovely... nor do I want to".

The translation from Botspeak to plain English is "I did not realise quite the can of worms is I would open by mentioning this in the hope of garnering some attention. Whatever you do, don't delve too far or you'll find a fount of information that will bring my edifice of lies crumbling down"...

*waves at Castle (and Yawn, and Broke, and many of the other bots we know follow this thread, but would hate their victims to).

If you've got nothing to hide, we're here - why don't you direct your followers to us?

*screen shots

@jasper I'm just shocked that Bloodsucker even feels the need to coach her family. I thought she was SO rich that they didn't need to really work ..

Some cynics would suggest that Bloodsucker's coaching might go along the lines of "FLP's buggered in the UK, get your minions to fund you to set up a charity in an impoverished part of the World which you can claim credit for, and which will open a whole new market of potential victims for you to exploit".

@BSintolerant the BBC documentary is due sometime this month or next, date hasn't been confirmed yet. Only know it's going to be on BBC3 when it is released.
Biohacker hasn't mentioned anything about their "side hustle" since 30th March. If they don't post something about it by tomorrow, I'll know they're either ill or have seen the light. They don't normally go more than a week without mentioning something about how amazing their life is because of the little yellow pill they take or the amazing new hair stuff that works (except for the fact that the change is due to a good hair cut/style and if it isn't I'm a millionaire)

Broke's warning about CBD snake oil sellers.

Yawn's post about the iron reminds me of the episode of the IT Crowd where Douglas Reynholm 'Cosmically Orders' everything he wants....by buying it

Thank you @Jasmin82.

Yawn has cosmically ordered an iron?! Why didn't she try that when her straighteners resigned before her downline's wedding?

If you were to cosmically order something would you have an iron at the top of your list? Maybe she's starting small and working her way up to something spectacular like a washing up bowl.

If she'd put on Facebook that her iron had broken and someone had said they had an iron she could have and it turned out it was the diamond one, that would be a funny coincidence.

Going out and buying one with diamond in the name and a photo of the iron covered in diamonds on the box is not.

If it was ordered online there still would have been a photo of the actual iron.

How can she possibly think she can get away with saying it was the law of attraction? Why didn't the universe conspire to make sure her iron didn't break in the first place. A pillow which had been left on the floor for 3 minutes as it was due to be washed and it fell on that and didn't break would be a better story.

Who's the bot with the Aldi receipt? Any clues???

So yawn is apparently a six figure earner with forever. Do her accounts back that up?

If anyone would like to look at the training day yesterday - the protege that came to visit Yawn has posted photos - OMG There was no one there!

There are 4 rows of empty seats in front of her on that video!!!

Ho ho you're right.

S U R R O U N D . Y O U R S E L F . W I T H . G R E A T . P E O P L E

Yeah there's nobody else in the room so I guess you are surrounded.

That video is fab! What must she think flying over from Budapest to see the reality over here?

You're a cynical lot of buggers. Yawn's training was full of invisible people posing with her invisible cheque.

Were they all wearing the invisible managers sash too?
I keep saying it, but may really cannot come quick enough!

That video with Bloodsucker, Rarebot & Yawn up on stage is hilarious, you can hear the echo of the empty hall!

Maybe they told her that she was being treated to an exclusive performance by the big guns before the crowds turned up...

Oh that video is superb, I urge everyone to watch it

Yawn and Welsh bot boasting about their Chairman's Bonus cheques (not mentioning that they’ve been going DOWN)
Telling all the ‘managers’ in the room that it’s selfish not to share the business opportunity with people they know
Telling them to speak to one person on the way home about it

Is so nakedly DESPERATE. Clearly recruitment is not keeping pace with the dropouts

Yawns nurse recruit has put a live video up and she mentions that the company’s head office is owned by all us business owners to use whenever we want. If it was ever sold I’m sure you would get a share

The big guns aren't firing much shot are they?

Is it me or does Bloodsucker appear to be channeling a Honey G vibe?

The echo, the empty, the lies...