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MLM Bot Watch 47

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BSintolerant · 20/03/2019 21:29

The thread where network marketing / multilevel marketing goes local - not global.

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fromdownwest · 30/03/2019 18:21

What is never validated is what is six figures? Turnover, gross profit, net profit, net of taxes and ni income?

TheHorseOnSeventhAvenue · 30/03/2019 18:43

On this occasion it actually says ‘income’ not 6 figure biz or any other misleading euphemism.

Again I hope HRMC have been duly recompensed.

spanfan · 30/03/2019 18:46

Does anyone know where I can find the qualifiers for last year. the numbers all mean very little to me, but do we know if the qualifying levels have gone down?

AKA if castle is at 5k, what was she last year?

Thanks :)

Whiterangey · 30/03/2019 18:58

The qualifiers for last year are on the BP's Facebook page. I did notice that last year he only published those who ended up getting a cheque but this year he's done everyone who qualified for the rally regardless of cheque.

There are people on there this year who definitely are not getting a cheque. Likely did it to make the numbers up.

Castle was 5k last year as well. Uber was 7.5k as well but Bloodsucker has dropped from 10k to 7.5k.

Jonsey32 · 30/03/2019 19:20

I’m really confused!
I just looked back at last year and can’t see yawn?
This years she’s qualified at 2.5k so surely there would be a cheque for that?

gotmychocolateimgood · 30/03/2019 19:24

Are the numbers the ccs?

Bovneydazzlers · 30/03/2019 20:51

No castlebot siblings this year... wonder whether they'll be paying for their own tickets to attend.

Twentytwentyhindsight · 30/03/2019 21:11

Don't forget that FLP UK also set up a 'Stockholm Syndrome Incentive' this year, where bots could earn flights to the Global Rally without qualifying for it (everything else at their own expense) to make up the pisspoor numbers.

Whiterangey · 30/03/2019 21:47

Last year they only posted those who got a cheque. She qualified for the rally last year but not the cheque. This year they have posted all who qualified regardless of whether they will get a cheque. I'm guessing because those who will Getty a cheque are so few.

Unless Yawn is getting a cheque, which I doubt as she would have advertised it to encourage her team.

Basilneedswaterandsun · 30/03/2019 23:31

Anyone can earn a 6 figure salary!

Just depends where you want to put the decimal point

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Basilneedswaterandsun · 31/03/2019 10:07

So cheques are purely based on new business, not existing business?

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gotmychocolateimgood · 31/03/2019 10:50

Spongebobette what do the numbers 5k 2.5k etc mean?

Sunshineandshowers81 · 31/03/2019 10:56

A certain FLP bot is showing maths is not a strong point for her... apparently you can earn an extra £500 per month which is £5000 per year 😂😂

OhMyGodTheyKilledKenny · 31/03/2019 11:15

So Castle has missed her flight but all is not lost ..... as one of her friends/team pointed out, she can always "prospect at the airport".

So was she at Success Day yesterday? She doesn't seem to have posted anything about where she was but I presume it's FL related..... missing most of Mother's Day too. Such a family friendly business

Whiterangey · 31/03/2019 18:31

She blamed the clocks going forward. The only thing I had to manually change was the cooker, everything else reset itself.

She was likely just late and expected them to wait for her because she is so important.

BSintolerant · 31/03/2019 19:45

If you want to know the time ask a policeman ... not a former WPC.

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Whiterangey · 31/03/2019 20:57

Yawn has stated that they have earned 1.3 million over the past 10 years. That will be before tax and expenses.

I imagine she earned way over half of that during the 2 boom years. Which does leave a decent wage for the ready of the year's but nothing major.

Her directors loan of £188k is due to be paid back by today so I'm guessing that is why they have been looking at the accounts.

I wonder if the thatch will go on sale soon. I imagine they have already remortgaged it.

£188k is an awful lot of money when her business has nosedived into oblivion.

OhMyGodTheyKilledKenny · 31/03/2019 21:18

She hasn't got a lot to show for £1.3m really has she?

A possibly remortgaged house, a car on lease, no family holidays apart from FL "freebies" and a big shed.

Mind you her expenditure on false eyelashes and tat/nicnacs/motivational quote signs must have cleared her out

Hunbot · 31/03/2019 22:21

So yawn that 1.3 mil - is that your turnover or your profit?

If turnover then that really isn't all that great. Anyone know what the mark up is between whole sale and retail? If it is turnover then she would have lost a lot of that money in expenses (stock, travel, hotels, brain washing sessions).

Bungalowbeth · 31/03/2019 22:57

How much was the thatch? Can’t remember.

JaniceBattersby · 31/03/2019 23:31

It’ll be turnover. My husband’s business turned over £1m in the past five years. He takes home £24k per year. Turnover is just vanity.

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