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MLM Bot Watch 47

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BSintolerant · 20/03/2019 21:29

The thread where network marketing / multilevel marketing goes local - not global.

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Jonsey32 · 28/03/2019 19:07

Whiterangey
Pm’d U Hun

Twentytwentyhindsight · 28/03/2019 21:03

Or as foolish as posting gym pics and dog running vids, if you surmise correctly, White.

FranceTeam · 28/03/2019 21:58

Is it just me or is the TS stuff much more cringe than the others?

The TS bot’s posts all tend to be either “morning lovely”, or fake posts on each other’s profiles bigging up their awful products.

Whiterangey · 28/03/2019 22:32

PHD is selling two return plane tickets to Stockholm covering the dates of the global rally.

If she bought tickets it means that she didn't even qualify for Stockholm and would have been very far from qualifying for a cheque.

How the mighty have fallen.

Twentytwentyhindsight · 28/03/2019 23:27

If PhD had to buy her tickets, it means that not only did she fail to qualify for the Global Rally (with no cheque), but she also failed to qualify for the 'Stockholm Incentive', which was specially set up to send more lowly bots to the rally to mask the utter decimation of FLP UK.

Sad as it may sound, the bloodbath that was last year's Global Rally was a minor highlight of my year. I think this one will be even better.

Whiterangey · 28/03/2019 23:45

On the 29th December she made a post boasting about qualifying for the Stockholm trip including spending money all expenses paid.

So she is either lying about that or selling the free tickets that FLP have given her. If it were the latter then I'd expect another bout to have already reported her to FLP. She would also be selling our giving away her free accommodation.

It's hard to tell as bots lie about everything so you never really know what the truth is.

DownThePan · 29/03/2019 00:12

Would the company buy the tickets for each bot that has qualified, or would they expect you to buy it from your nearest airport and then they'd refund you at their convenience? It seems like an awful lot of admin if someone at HQ has to liase with every qualifying bot - although I guess it'd only be about 10 people that would get their transport paid!

Perthsmurf · 29/03/2019 06:05

@FranceTeam I noticed that too about TS Life, it really doesn’t seem sophisticated or original in how the bots market the products.

I have also seen quite a few bots drop out. Sadly they have only moved on to other MLMs, but the point is that TS Life turns out not to have been made for the Little People (as Messiah so charmingly put it).

Two former TS Life bots I follow both seem really vulnerable. They also chose to lie, of course, so I am not that sad for them. Even so, one is really not clever at all and I think has lost a lot of money over the years. I first spotted her “investing” huge amounts (thousands) in a crypto ponzi with Wig and Sleaze. Then coffee, then Messiah, now some other guff.

The other one is constantly starting a weight loss programme with whichever company she’s with at the time. TS Life was definitely the one for her some months ago. I don’t want to get personal but she’s very obese and bigger than ever despite months on-off shakes. Now she’s onto another weight loss MLM and it’s awful to watch her just get bigger and waste money each time.

Norma27 · 29/03/2019 07:54

I’m really looking forward to seeing what happens in Sweden this year.
How will the bots excuse their cheques/no cheques this year?!

suedoname · 29/03/2019 08:27

Careful @FranceTeam mentioning the morning posts got a poor coach attacked by TS lifes other Acti labs rip off company Mermology!

9dartfinish2nd · 29/03/2019 09:50

If only there was a word to describe the mass exodous of Forever bots in the current climate, How about Flexit? Wink

Hunbot · 29/03/2019 09:55

Broke keeps getting booted out of support groups due to shilling cbd. The anti mlm movement is strong

Whiterangey · 29/03/2019 10:24

I'm pretty sure that if CBD worked for chronic pain then the NHS would prescribe it. Much cheaper than some of the stuff that is prescribed and no side effects.

Most genuine support groups, if not all, hate MLM's. You ask for some serious advice about a problem and you get someone trying to make money off you. Hardly supportive.

Spongebobette · 29/03/2019 10:32

Yeah they’ve all got anterior motives...,

9dartfinish2nd · 29/03/2019 10:43

And then they go on the defensive saying they are not actually trying to sell but just share a product that has worked for them.

Twentytwentyhindsight · 29/03/2019 12:43

Love the way Broke's only explanation for being banned for shilling his snake oil is that he's seen as 'competition'.
It is beyond his comprehension that a genuine support group might object to charlatans trying to flog their crap to sometimes desperate people.
He's quite righteously indignant about it in fact...

acatcalledjohn · 29/03/2019 13:36

But he isn't a charlatan, he is a true gent just trying to help people...

If anyone has an anterior [sic] motive it's him.

That's the thing with bots though, they keep telling themselves they do good to the point where they start believing their own lies. Kind of like an internal Law of Attraction exercise.

They very much brainwash themselves.

Joinmyteam1 · 29/03/2019 13:40

TS reps claiming that their CBD infused skincare is the first in the world !!

Haven’t done their research again !!

www.google.com/amp/s/www.allure.com/gallery/cbd-skin-care-products/amp

Twentytwentyhindsight · 29/03/2019 13:49

Total Shite-Life reps don't need to do research, they have a direct line to Messiah Bot, whose words are, by definition, Gospel.

acatcalledjohn · 29/03/2019 13:55

Well no, because they get it from white label manufacturers.

But that doesn't suit his deluded gospel.

gotmychocolateimgood · 29/03/2019 14:03

Lol at Broke. He was kicked off an arthritis support group and now is blasting them for booting him out when he had no 'anterior motive'. Such class.

gotmychocolateimgood · 29/03/2019 14:05

Oops Spongebobette and Twentytwentyhindsight you've seen it too!

gotmychocolateimgood · 29/03/2019 14:09

I have M. E. and I'm in a FB support group for a couple of weeks. I've already reported one juice plus rep 'sharing her experience with some great products' and a Herbalife one commenting on a post about having to give up work due to ill health. With such public profiles it's easy to call them out on it.

DownThePan · 29/03/2019 14:41

I've had some CBD face cream from Ambience for about 2 months now. The whole range is under £15, I think

gotmychocolateimgood · 29/03/2019 15:19

Castle has just done a live called 'am I pregnant?' spoiler alert : she's not but is starting a c9 and loooads of her friends are too, why not join her on her weight loss journey and add yourself to her group huns?