MLM Bot Watch 38 - Large cheques are not forever

[Whiterangey]

I think the members of the Anti-MLM Coalition in the UK deserves to be recognised for the reduced cheques that have been received by the Forever Living bots in the UK.

They have worked tirelessly to spread the Anti-MLM message which seemed like a pointless battle when they started.

Yet here we are, the message is getting out there, and people are beginning to get the message.

People are listening. Ex-bots are telling their stories and encouraging others to leave or not to join MLM's.

You are all awesome and have worked so hard, you deserve so much respect for helping so many people.

Hmmmm ....this morning whilst perusing the fb pages of my usual bots one of them had an official FL graphic of the top 10 or 20 UK cheque qualifiers in Dallas (incl. amounts).

I've just been back so I could let you know who it was and it's gone. Wonder why?

Apart from ‘hun’, the other piece of bot-language that really gets my goat is ‘slay’.

‘Getting ready to SLAY the week’ (plus stock image of glamourous woman in heels & wearing sunglasses sitting on a private jet)

‘It’s MonSLAY - let’s go!’ (In swirly font on a pastel background with #BossBabe underneath)

Hate it. Hate it. HATE IT! It is meaningless bot-shite.

Also, smash

Smashing a promotion. What.

@Movedonup - Oldie but goldie (shamelessly lifted from Timeless Vie)

At least the European bots will have cheap flights next year to Sweden compared to usa,. ..More money to spend on aloe lip balm and buckets of aloe crap

I love the way they bleat on about being cruelty free. I could be wrong but I’m sure they sell in China. Any make up/skincare brand that sells in China is NOT cruelty free. Please correct me if they do not as this really pisses me off.

And these from the TV Archive of #passaggmemes

Thanks Dora. If retailed then they have to allow animal testing.
Funny how China can be so forward in banning mlms but so backwards in regards to animal testing.

Thanks for those Arbunne, I didn't have them (although the inheritance one is a bit close to the bone here)!

Sorry @Twenty!

Here’s a couple more:

The Top 10 UK cheques graphic (that disappeared from a bots page) can be seen on Forever Living Products, UK facebook page (posted on April 28th)

@ Arbunne, I nabbed a few from TV before it was taken down, but didn't have those either - cheers!

Uber’s accounts came out last month for year ending June 2017.

As it’s a small company can’t 100% work out what profit they made last year, their shareholder’s funds are same as last year though (so implies a loss hasn’t been made, there could have been a profit but directors dividends to offset)

A £700k provision has been made to pay out employees for incentives (Is this for Uber or does the company include other bots as ‘employees’)? It means there must be still plenty of money going into the accounts, for the year to include a £700k provision and still maintain shareholders funds.

£700k is high...much higher than chairman’s bonus in any case!

Yawn's finally got home.

First thing she does is admit the gloop they've been peddling tastes like shite.

And then yawn says she'll be drinking the new gloop, like juice, throughout the day, I wonder what sort of effect, that would have, on one's bowels, and one's wallet?

It'll help with intestinal transit, a lightening of the wallet and CCs.

But she'll save money by being on the shitter all day.

If there is a brand new formulation of Aloe gloop, I predict that lots of bots will be doing special offers to get rid of the old stock

I expect FLP UK will also be inviting bots to take advantage of the last chance to stock up on "original gloop", just as they did before other product lines were discontinued or banned.

Expect many lives of "taste tests" in which all bots will agree that the new formulation is the best thing they have ever tasted and a 'game changer'.

Huns! Let’s all raise a glass to Wig on her birthday... we really couldn’t ask for a more hopeless serial scammer. From 3D printing to shampoo that causes hair loss, from weight loss coffee to crypto ponzis, from dodgy car schemes to paid-for PhDs: Wig, we salute you!

Happy Birthday!

But where oh where is the other half of our Power Couple- I saw her tag him for the first time in ages, but no signs of life yet from Sleaze...

Remind me please which MLM Wig is in now?

Easier to list the ones she isn’t in...