No you haven't been had Knickers, I have heard of it being too cold to snow too. Unless my mum was having me on when I was little...
Oh sod reusable nappies, Knickers. I did think about them (being a bit on an eco-warrior and all) but then I read a report about it, and by the time you have washed and tumble-dried a nappy, and all the associated energy use with that, you may as well have produced, used and dumped a disposable.