SEPTEMBER LONDON

[Hullygully]

someone organise it

Go on

Ooh, that looks deeply fab. Lovely house.
I went there years ago, lived on some of the smaller islands for a couple of years.

Did you?! How fabulous.

You can see, though, why it was so important for me to lose the weight. All those yummy mummies around the pool!

Go surfing at Westward Ho, thats why she needs the bikinis

Yes , these days I'd have to have lots of floaty, gorgeous distracting sarongs to cover the total lack bikini bod.

lack of. Duh.

Did you go to Bathsheba when you were there (on the east coast of the Island). Beautiful beach, you can't swim in the sea because it is so rough, but it is lovely. We went there in a mini moke (madness itself).

I used to live near Westward Ho. It's a shithole.

bathsheba

Very long time ago, drove round the whole island, don't remember specifics, but yes that coast is wildly beautiful.

Yes, we went on one of those landrover/off-roading tours once, which went via Bathsheba. Absolutely stunning.

Well, I am going to enjoy my holiday this year, Costa del Swindon.

I want to come but feel very shy. Will you hate/ignore me if I am a nobody (and not even a nobdie) and not at all fabulous?

Sorry.

We didn't go away last year - did the whole Staycation thing. Pretended we were having a great time visiting family etc.

It was lovely seeing the family, but we spent most of our time on the M1, M3, A303, etc. Didn't feel rested at all by the end of our two weeks off.

But I'm sure Swindon will be lovely.

Halfling - you will be very, very welcome! Everyone will talk to you. I promise.

hafling you would be very welcome - we won't ignore you.

See, I tend to do the same every time I go... 30 mins on treadmill - speed about 6.9 and an incline of 6, I find this burns more cals than say running for 30 minutes at less of an incline.

I then do arm pull down things
Stomach curl things
Chest press thing
Thigh abducter - inny and outy

I find the cross trainer and bike boring so I tend to ignore them.

Perhaps I could do with a personal trainer - someone to push me.

I usually go Sun, Mon, Wed and then on a Friday I do Pilates.

I'm not at all fabulous, and I will talk to everyone

If you want to sign up, there's a specific Facebook group. If you're on FB/are prepared to join FB for this purpose, PM me with your FB name and I'll add you to the group.

Come to Brighton Getorf, not quite Barbados, but marginally better than Swindon?

I have never been to Brighton, which is mad really.

I would love to go.

Halfing, yes you must come.

Bella - it's costing me an arm and a leg, but he works me so much harder than if I were there on my own. And as I get fitter, he ramps it up. It's also, frankly, much more interesting being with someone else. We get on well and chat about all sorts of things (in between the grunting and groaning.) (From me, that is. He doesn't grunt and groan.)

Oh that's really kind! I will start getting ready then

We'll all talk to you Halfling.

Well, if I don't bore you to death in September, maybe we can fix something.
It's not at its best in August.