Hi MeggyMoo!
I'm not sure I can answer any of your questions, but I nominate the table I was on for being the loudest, seeing as Mars and LGJ were on it, at opposite ends, fighting each other tooth and nail for every precious drop of red, LOL.
TC possibly won my 'sleekest hair' award and had exceedingly fantastic dancing bump.
My table had a bunch of great people:
Enjoyed meeting hunker and her mini munker in the bunker too and hope we can eat chips in Sea Pebbles one day (maybe when any gestational diabetes is off the scene, hey, sneaky ?)
Caders wins my 'most incredible red' hair award, she's lovely.
We also had sweetie-pie gingerbear, currently working her ass off unpacking at Mars' LOL.
We had Flossam too (never did ask what that work-related disaster was !). Tall and gorge.
Opposite was QueenVic (previously vickitiredmum) who was wide awake and has great cleavage, LOL.
Next to her chicagomum is back in town looking for new teeth to drill.
Mars is a very funny bunny. V. lively indeed, in the nicest possible way, and lives close by so I am sure we will see each other again.
I always thought LGJ was quieter and more serious than she was. (ie. she's noisy and crazy everyone, LOL). She is fantastically warm, made me feel very welcome.
And of course the fab bubble, who failed to bring the threatened guitar, hid her armadillo pants rather well and was an all-round gem. And prettier than that nasty photo she posted a while ago, LOL
I'm sure I'm missing someone too. TBH there was a fair amount of table shufflage going on as well, and I am v. v. crap at remebering names or faces.
I tried to say hi to most folk there, if I didn't say hi, or don't remember you in the future on MN, sorry: too many names and faces and cryptic name tags to take in.