Can I win a prize for the most procrastinating pils EVER?
3pm, they say "Shall we take the dcs to the park for a while?"
Me, oh, yes please
Them: we'll just check something online first
They then faff around online for half an hour. Dcs wait patiently
3.45pm, fil says: oh, might just have a lie down, feeling a bit tired
4pm, mil says, I think I'll have a rest for half an hour too
4.30pm, I feed the dcs some tea
5pm, mil gets up, says: oh, probably too late for me to take the dcs out now.
Me: errrrr, yes, I suppose so
Dd1 ( who has been waiting since 3pm):Nooo, pleeeeease can we go, please please
Mil: oh no, mummy says its too late now
Dd1: Aaaaargh etc etc
Me: maybe you could just take them for 10 minutes?
Them, ohhh, ok. Followed by much faffing over shoes etc.
5.25 they finally go
And if I had at any point offered to go to the park instead of them it would have been met by a martyred look and "Oh no! We said we'd take them!"
Oh and they can't get into their email account and apparently it's because "something is wrong with the Internet in this house"
Despite the fact every other website IN THE UNIVERSE is working JUST FINE. Couldn't possibly be because they've mistyped their password or something, oh nooooo