I HATE MUMSNET: Why one mum thinks the parenting website is smug, patronising and vicious

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night night

glasjam - I don't have pages set up sorry.

tell you who can clear this up... nancy66. looks to me like sarah chalmers is a staffer, judging by the weird shit she's written.

I've asked for BD to be removed in Site Stuff...it is embarrassing, frankly

I'm surprised the pseudonyms used on the DM lunchboxes article haven't been brought out yet on the comments section yet.

ROFL, LMAO etc etc etbloodycetera.

And NO-ONE says twee shite like BDing on here, it's one of the reasons I like this site so much.

Aitch - what is there to clear up - look at

the DD's name (and age) tally up, she went to the Lister Hospital (mentioned in that multiples thread I linked to), her DH had mumps (also mentioned in the article), got pg last December (she was 8 weeks pg at the start of this year),

So, are you Bodie or Doyle then, ALFA?

no I'm bored

Awesome. The DailyHate loves us, then the DailyHate hates us.
The article is hilarious. Especially love the 'social networking' description.

"In some circles, it would be preferable to admit you feed your child cola in its bottle rather than admit to an uneasiness about Mumsnet."

Where are these circles? (These sound like my kind of circles.)

Justine -think there's probably some round here where I live. Not many 30 something mothers with degrees round these parts (probably why I fit in so well )

I'm so confused. Part of me wants to follow all the links and sort out who this woman is (is she Mrs Heartbeat or not?) and yet another part of me thinks there's 10% off at Boden and I'd better not waste another minute..

god I hate Boden (no seriously I've never seen anything I like on there)

Agree wholeheartedly alwayslooking. Overpriced and overfloral nonsense.

"Reclining now on white suede chaise longue, surrounded by Casablanca lilies eating blue M&Ms."

Yep that's my life, except that I prefer the red M&Ms

but then I'd fit better into a "feed my child cola in a bottle" circle than I do into a 30 something, with a BA after my name and Boden in my wardrobe

jason durr's wife is called kate charman and this journalist is called sarah chalmers... hmmm. she does seem to have worked for the mail for a year, then disappeared for a year and then back again... disparue round about the time thingybob was in america.

how utterly FREAKISH to operate under two entirely different names for years.

ROFL Justine

Or that vomiting one laughing, maybe.

brilliant detective work ladies!

she also calls herself kate durr

kate durr, kate charman, both fair enough. sometimes i call myself my maiden name, others dh's name.

i retract the thing about the staffer, btw, she's written some crazy shit but presumably not enough of it.

but don't you think it's rather a "co-incidence" that "Kate Durr" - who on that Twitter page acknolwedges she's the wife of Jason Durr, also happens to have the same name on Twitter as the OP of the "Why was my thread deleted" thread, who also has a staggering large number of similar details in her MN posts to that of the story about the donated eggs.

Ok yes "Sarah Chalmers" says she has a son and b/g twins - who are slightly the wrong age (and wrong sex for the son) - but then if you're trying to "hide" who you really are you don't put in ^blatant details do you?"

we are childish apparently...

I disagree.

hmm - although now I'm having my doubts and the plot thickens as to how this all fits together

Sarah Chalmers??