is there any time when " radio 2 GP sarah smug Jarvis" HASNT been assautled in her practice?

[GermaineSneer]

i tell you they coudl haev a phone in about warts and she woudl have been assaulted

shut up about radio 2 a minute

What is that place called, between Bolton le Sands and Morecambe? Its a beach with grassy sand (or sandy grass) and a railway bridge and a cafe and tahts IT

red something i think

What, does she always mention 'someone assaulted me' no matter what the topic?

She does work in a rough area of inner London, to be fair. But her most aggravating patient must be that hypochrondriac journalist who used to get a regular column out of his visits to her surgery!

Is she the one that is sometimes on GMTV (I don;t watch it, a friend told me about it)

Redcar?

I know she winds me up too - she never misses and opportunity to mention how young she is too - mid thirties - like, look at me - only 36, assaulted 206 times and radio 2 dr of choice to boot!

Oh, she's the one who said bfing beyond a year was only done fro rthe mother's benefit!

She'd find incidents would go down if she spoke a bit quicker. I'm tapping my foot and looking at my watch, waiting for her to finish a sentence...

I'm hoping this is her 'radio voice'.

she is so smug
imagien her and richard madely in a room together
her and her assaults andhim and his vasectomy

maybe her slwo voice is how she whittles donw her waiting lsit
they all jsut doz e off or decide it aint worf it

Why don't they use the one on BBC news Rosemary What'serface, she's better.

This one knows cock-all, I don't like 'er.

no NUFFIn

Goodness, is she only 36?? I thought she looked about 45. Maybe it's all the assaults.

im only 37

we are so yoooooooooothful

God,she is utterly appalling and patronising.

I hated her even before i found out that she said women who breastfeed for longer than 12 mths do it 'for themselves'.

Chortle bitterly every week at the way she reinvents herself as an expert in everything from gout to infertility.

She is a common or garden bog standard GP ffs.

i'm not at all surprised she is regularly assaulted.

IT WAS ME!!

i assaulted her!

she used to be my gp

she's lovely actually

or was anyway

She was putting it on to fool you.

She was putting it on to fool you.

She was putting it on to fool you.

She was putting it on to fool you.

are you trying to tell me something?

What did you do Urbandryegg, splash her with puddlewater?

I have never heard this sara docotr woman
when is she on?

ohs he preaches appears on radio 2 on a monday lunch