Kimberley Quinn and SIMON HOGGART??? The NOTW has really lost it this time....

[JanH]

story (allegedly)

Oh what joy to log on and find this posting still cracking on
Who mentioned Angus Deayton? That would lead me to stop wetting myself one end and start on the eyes...
Still as Mum used to say cry more you'll pi** less...
What I really want to know is what did Mr Quinn get out of all of this, why did he want such a tart for his wife and mother to his children
Are the bookies taking bets on who's the daddy on the next little bundle? The odds on a white xmas and xmas no 1 single are crap, I fancy a flutter on something with a host of outcomes = better odds...
Oh god she cannot be an mner can she, no time with all that affair type stuff, being a super wife and mother cough AND having a proper job ahem

I want a job at the spectator now the perks are amazing it's been said...

Trying to find google images of Jeremy Deedes and Kim Fletcher. The Barclay Brothers wear glasses, don't they?

John Cleese as SH
Billy Connolly as DB
Holly Hunter definitely as KQ/KS
Liam Nielson (?sp) as Stephen Quinn
Do we know anything else about Man No. 4??
NO wonder she's in hospital with stress -- or maybe she's shagging one of the doctors there, too.

The Times on this

the Barclays are ugly and old enough

Me too, piffle - the lunch hours go on for ages, I hear. Is that where the phrase 'putting the paper to bed' comes from I wonder?

Maybe she was shagging both of them?

I love this thread!

Ooh, that was enjoyable www. I think the Quinn's marriage is my new Guilty Pleasure.

Ahhh, could be ks, could be! he's old and ugly enough too!

Oh dear god, surely even she would draw the line at Taki?

Just got back from work and may I congratulate all and sundry on a truly excellent thread? Special mentions to ks, spacedonkey and sobernoel, if that won't cause problems.

KS! Yes, there has been gratuitous mentions of Conrad Black in several recent articles about Bimberley. In one of them she's quoted as saying "He's known me since I was 14, and sometimes I think he still thinks of me as that age..." Euwwww!

Well, I'm surprised at myself and how interested I am too ks! It's so sordid though!

Well there you go, Black it is. The kangeroo court of mumsnet has found him guilty of being the Fourth Man!

The more I think about Taki though......

lolololol at "met" as a euphemism

oh aloha that is truly bile raisingly nasty image...
Perhaps if we make a list of who she hasn't (probably) "met" then we mgith deduce more promptly who she has "met" and put the paper to bed with...
I don't think she would have done Rolf Harris
or Rowan Atkinson or hopefully not Sven?

THIS: (um, can anyone do a link?) www.timesonline.co.uk/article/0,,2088-1408510,00.html

is good on why is it impossible to resist this saga...

Tee hee at Rolf Harris!

Blimey ks, we've got our work cut out for us I see. I read that Helen Gurley Brown has no memory of ever having employed her though, and she sounded fairly certain.....

aloha's link