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SLEB TITTLE-TATTLE - Jordan's daughter is really called...

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WendyWeber · 24/07/2007 12:05

Princess Tiaamii

I'm saying nothing

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DobbyDoesDallas · 24/07/2007 12:06

soudns like TMI

appropriate

WendyWeber · 24/07/2007 12:07
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NotQuiteCockney · 24/07/2007 12:07

I look just like this -->

Pabamella · 24/07/2007 12:07

ahem, uh ... lovely.

DeloresUmbridgeIsReallyLily · 24/07/2007 12:08

""We've put an accent over the first A to make it more exotic and two Is at the end just to make it look a bit different,""

PMSL! As if it doesn't already look "exotic" and "different"

pigleto · 24/07/2007 12:09

not te a ti me (hogfather)?

BreeVanDerCampLGJ · 24/07/2007 12:09

Poor child.

Pabamella · 24/07/2007 12:09

Myabe she will change her name to Joardaann to match?

NotQuiteCockney · 24/07/2007 12:10

Accents are there to make words look more exotic?!?

So why on earth are all those stupid foreign people using them to, you know, indicate pronounciation?

Kewcumber · 24/07/2007 12:11

I hope the poor girl doesn't grow up to be a rather plain dumpy librarian. It won't do her career any good at all.

NotQuiteCockney · 24/07/2007 12:12

She really could have done better. First of all, "Princess"? Surely it should be PrínCësss.

SoupDragon · 24/07/2007 12:14

I thought Princess was one of the few names you couldn't use for your child in the UK. I seem to remember a court case a few years back.

Lolly68 · 24/07/2007 12:17

Words fail me.

bundle · 24/07/2007 12:17

I was convinced that at least part of the name would be sponsored by someone...maybe it's up for grabs (Tiaa-Ok!-mii)

IntergalacticWalrus · 24/07/2007 12:19

sweet baby jaysis

now, I'm not into name snobbery, butnthat's ridic man

Kewcumber · 24/07/2007 12:20

Mylittlepony Princess Tiaamii

MamaG · 24/07/2007 12:21

riiiiight

bundle · 24/07/2007 12:21

that's more like it kewcumber

or Princess Tiaa-myfavehairextensions-mii

LaDiDudleyDursley · 24/07/2007 12:23

ROFL !!!

Why the hell have they ruined two perfectly nice names by rolling them into one, spelling them weirdly and adding random accents?????

As for Princess....

Kewcumber · 24/07/2007 12:24

or howabout QVC Presents Princess Tiaamii

Spidermama · 24/07/2007 12:28

Face it though, most little girls would love to be called Tiaamii. It's just the kind of name they come up with isn't it?
'Mummy I'm a beautiful princess called Tiaamii and this is my fairy friend Varylona-leena'. Jordan's a big kid really.

I was at first but it's kind of growing on me already. Good luck to her.

yorkshirepudding · 24/07/2007 12:33

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Spidermama · 24/07/2007 12:34

'Tea-army'.

Kewcumber · 24/07/2007 12:38

trouble is like a lot of names little girls like - not always terribly appropriate for an adult. Hopefully she will become a nuclear physicist and provide a role model for a whole new generation of Princess Tiaamii's

yorkshirepudding · 24/07/2007 12:39

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