SLEB TITTLE-TATTLE - Jordan's daughter is really called...

[WendyWeber]

Princess Tiaamii

I'm saying nothing

Apple seems quite normal in comparison though, no?

I was thinking, Jordan's baby's name is right up there with 'Apple' 'Cruz' and 'Bluebell friggin Madonna'

No, I think Apple is the wackiest name I've ever heard in my life! UGH! I hate it. Princess is wacky, but Apple is wrong.

So is this the really clever name that PA was referring to? I'd hate to know what the stupid one would have been. So glad they went for the clever option.

I am quite concerned at the speed at which she is hurtling toward utter bizarre-ness. Harvey, just a few short years ago; an actual, recognised NAME. then Junior, which admittedly was their first step along the slippery slope....but it is I suppose a name, of sorts......Now Princess Tiaamii.....somebody stop them having kids. What the hell would come next

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haven't read the thread but I like it

This poor child has been afflicted with this name and 'god help her at school' has come up!! In teaching (and i'd love a few opinions here) generally, the dafter the parents are (and daft parents give their children bizarre names), the dafter the child is!! Are we ever really going to get a brain surgeon or a nuclear physicist named 'Pocahontas McBride'????
If she inherits her Jordan and Peter's genes (assuming Peter is the father), she's probably not headed for a career that involves a great deal of intellect. We have twins in my town named 'Dolce & Gabanna' no kidding!!

Hey, don't be too tough on Jordan....the girl's mother allowed her to get her boobs out for men's mags when she was only a teenager!!! I blame the parents. How long before Princess Teatime or whatever she's called has the number for Playboy Mags on speed dial??

Reminds me of Wayne and Waynetta Slob:

"Frogmella?"

"It's exotic."

Twins called Dolce and Gabbana?

Can you tell us which town this is?

if i ever have a girl i plan to call her porsche but have been told that it is now common and chavish cause people think of the car and not the shakespeare character

I just keep thinking of Timotei shampoo.

theman, that may be because the Shakespeare character is spelt Portia.

Oooh but FioFio surely you have retained the right to veto his choice if necessary!?

i know, unfortunately anyone who i mention it to assumes it is porsche.
merchant of venice rocks.

fairybit

Very nice of you to question the childs parentage, really mature.

If I have a daughter she could be Princess Judeen... of Djhudeeen, to be a bit more exotic.
We should have got Jordan on here. I can imagine the "I'm trying to come up with a name for my DD" thread now.

Ultimately, any name is just a collection of sounds - some collections are just more acceptable in certain social circles and cultures than others.

Making up names is nothing new either, people have been doing it for centuries - I'm sure even Susan was considered pretty out there at one time.

Who knows, Tiaamii could even be pretty mainstream in a few years time - rest assured some people out there will like it, after all look at how "Brooklyn" caught on .

I can't say I've heard Tiaamii before because I haven't (not surprising I suppose if they've made it up) but as far as I'm concerned a lot of people of Afro-Caribbean origin routinely call their daughters names which do not sound too dissimilar to this one.

Good on them for choosing something different I say - after all does the world really need another Olivia, Grace, Emily, Sophie or Charlotte?

poor thing. She's going to spend her life spelling it out!! Know of a girl called "Tuesday". At least you can spell it!

Thanks Eric, I pride myself on my maturity.

I thought that too, about fairybit saying "if the baby's Pete's". Bit below the belt. Whatever else they may be, K&P are clearly a loving couple and it's ridiculous to suggest that the baby may not be his. She will probably look a lot like Junior, although they say she looks like Kate.

Onlyone - in my DC's school there is a Tuesday and a Wednesday. I kid you not.