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*I'm* Kate Middleton

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OnlyMakeBelieve · 07/07/2018 08:42

Just joking. But I'd really love this story to be true.

www.thesun.co.uk/fabulous/6711308/kate-middleton-has-a-secret-mumsnet-account-to-chat-about-george-charlotte-and-louis/

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NapQueen · 07/07/2018 08:45

It would make sense as I imagine she may feel isolated. Id find it really hard not to slip up and drop ages/sex/references.

Maybe she has created a fake persona too. Shes "a SAHM in Hull called Mandy, with three kids, Kaiden, Emily and Harry, her dh is a Paramedic and she has a pita Step MIL"

NaughtToThreeSadOnions · 07/07/2018 08:49

Wonder what she made of the meghan threads

itchyknees · 07/07/2018 08:50

I’d love it to be true too. I love her, I’m in such admiration for how she stays calm and polished. It must be like constantly being dressed up for a wedding, except you can’t get hammered and have a laugh with the bridesmaids.

LimboLuna · 07/07/2018 08:50

I bet she does she is still a mum with a lot of the same mum worries.
Admittedly some of the housing and money worries gone, but things like a kidnap plot against your child. Fuck knows how you cope with that.
waves at her highness I think that’s part of the reason it’s so popular is the anonymity of the site.

ememem84 · 07/07/2018 08:52

I reckon she’s on here.

I also think we’d be friends in real life.

itchyknees · 07/07/2018 08:52

Aye, Cath from Reading, living in a flat owned by her DH’s Granny.

I’d love her to be on the style and beauty bit. I want her advice on staying looking so polished. I mean, they are absolutely tried and tested tips!

KirstenRaymonde · 07/07/2018 08:56

I hope she is. Can’t be easy living in such a bubble, she’s as much right to support as any other Mum. Kate, if you’re reading this, you’re very welcome!

FrillySpidersWillies · 07/07/2018 08:56

I wonder if she’s ever told a poster to LTB or had a CF situation and drew a diagram Grin

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OnlyMakeBelieve · 07/07/2018 08:59

Can’t be easy living in such a bubble, she’s as much right to support as any other Mum

This is why I want it to be true.

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OnlyMakeBelieve · 07/07/2018 09:00

And if it is true, I hope no one here or in the media tries to out her and she can keep her Clark Kent alter ego

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SoddingUnicorns · 07/07/2018 09:04

If it is true, I kind of hope that she gets to stay incognito and get some kind of privacy. I’m by no means a royalist, but it must be tough living in a constant fishbowl and having to look and be perfect all the time.

So aye, I hope she is right in the middle of us all in her pyjamas having a good time like the rest of us, god knows she doesn’t get much chance the rest of the time!

BeachyUmbrella · 07/07/2018 09:06

I love the idea of a CF parking thread with diagrams of Ken Palace Grin

SoddingUnicorns · 07/07/2018 09:06

Or a AIBU is my GFIL a CF? Grin

PolkerrisBeach · 07/07/2018 09:09

She's a mum like the rest of us. She probably worries about Louis not getting enough breastmilk, Charlotte having the terrible twos and George being bullied at school.

Bobbiepin · 07/07/2018 09:11

AIBU my sister's arse stole focus at my wedding

(Totally lighthearted, I think she's great)

TheCraicDealer · 07/07/2018 09:12

I'd love it to be true and I'd be really cross for her if she was recognised. The woman derserves a bit of privacy and a chance to share her opinion on an anonymous level.

JustGettingStarted · 07/07/2018 09:14

I like to think she has the composure to avoid threads about her. I hope so.

Bibesia · 07/07/2018 09:16

I wonder if she's ever been advised to LTB?

SadieHH · 07/07/2018 09:19

No strong feelings about her either way, she seems nice enough and has gorgeous children. Good on her if she has got a MN account. We all need help and advice about our children, and an anonymous place to rant, can't see why she'd be any different. She probably needs space to rant more than a lot of us!

fieryginger · 07/07/2018 09:21

This wouldn't surprise me at all. Makes sense.

BigCarrot · 07/07/2018 09:24

Ooh could be one of those who can't posts who can't name a hobby because it's too outing?! Grin

CrochetBelle · 07/07/2018 09:24

Good for her. I really hope she's never 'outed'. I can't imagine the pressure she's under, and can you imagine the hassle she'd get if her threads were uncovered. I hope she's aware of the ability to namechange for every new post to cover her tracks - if not, and she happens to read this, she should look into that Wink

I think the - obviously limited and edited for the public - way she comes across as a parent is very down to earth and admirable for the lifestyle the family lead. I love that the couple are not afraid to admit their human side and absolutely LOVE to see the footage and photos of the kids having tantrums and them - Kate especially - giving the kids 'the look' Grin I think they are a great couple and are breeding a whole new generation of royalists, which can only be a positive thing for the UK.

SoftBallSophie · 07/07/2018 09:27

I'd love it if she were the mum posting about giving her toddler the finger behind their back Grin

OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow · 07/07/2018 09:29

Oh shit, Ive been caught out! 😩

Bibesia · 07/07/2018 09:32

I bet she's AnyFucker.

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