*I'm* Kate Middleton

[OnlyMakeBelieve]

Just joking. But I'd really love this story to be true.

www.thesun.co.uk/fabulous/6711308/kate-middleton-has-a-secret-mumsnet-account-to-chat-about-george-charlotte-and-louis/

Wonder if she'll do one of those Ask me Anything posts?

I bet she's AnyFucker.

I nearly spat my coffee out that would be awesome!

Wonder if she'll do one of those Ask me Anything posts

Well you probably would, wouldn’t you?

I wonder if it would have helped Diana to have had the internet?

Imagine if she's the mn who's disgusted at the fact her dh wants a dildo up the bum?

I also think we’d be friends in real life.

Don’t say stalky things like that

God it must be creepy to bland yourself down for public duties and then have people thinking they know you somehow.

Diana on Twitter would have been an eye opener!

I really hope she has a sweary username

I wonder if she reads the less than complimentary threads about the RF - or the many threads about her and Meghan?

That must be hard for anyone - to read a thread about themselves - and the institution they are part of.

I think you’d have to be mad to read about yourself in that position. Far better to hide those threads.

Do you really think Camilla would be a pita step mil? I always think she seems like the person you'd most like to get drunk with sit next to at dinner.

I wonder if she's ever been advised to LTB?

He seems, from the tabloids anyway, a right tight-arsed git who wants things his way, so it’d be hilarious if this happened!

In real life ??? Do grow up

It would be nice to think she finds solace and advice in this forum full of wyse women.

Diana on Twitter would have been an eye opener!

Ha, yes. Can you imagine?

I reckon she’d have dropped a good few bombshells Battleax, would have made the Panorama interview look like a kids tv show

I think this is her

www.mumsnet.com/Talk/am_i_being_unreasonable/2706969-last-night-i-passed-out-drunk-in-my-garden-and-threw-up-in-my-daughters-potty

I hope Sophie and Zara are on here too! They look like they would be a right laugh.

Next time I read about an “outing” hobby I’m totally going to imagine it’s polo.

Wouldn't it make more sense to ask her hugely over qualified Norland nanny for advice?

D'ya reckon anyone's ever advised her to LTB on here?

If she did - which I also think would be fab as she must be under so much pressure - I would love for her to advise on how the hell you get two young children to behave perfectly for family events. Occasionally, you see George or Charlotte slightly overwhelmed and reach for a parent or wasn't one of them (understandably) a bit upset at having dropped something on the balcony recently but they are just amazing. They never lie fully prostrate screaming their heads off as one or other of mine seem to have done at any family event we've been to or projectile vomit over a distant family member or randomly run up and bite a cousin having never bitten anyone before as far as I knew anyway. I'd love to know what is said to them just before they descend the steps from a plane or whatever, especially as they have probably just been wrestled from comfy clothes to their "public" clothes.

If she does then I hope she manages to avoid the royal bashing threads - coming to a support website looking for help from other parents and seeing a thread bashing you for being privileged and having nannies or your latest outfit for being boring/dated/whatever other things people sometimes say must be really soul sapping. On the other hand it must be nice to see threads saying you look glowy/radiant/wonderful when you're feeling a bit rubbish!

Maybe she has already commented in this thread! Throwing a curveball to keep her anonymity!
My bet is in @Bibesia - she is deflecting to Anyfucker!

I can’t believe, on the other hand, that the Queen has a secret Facebook account. What would she do with that?

YesILikeItToo maybe she posts a few selfies, a few inspirational quotes and is a dab hand at glittering wkd bottles and dummies