ROFL at the worst pop lyrics ever

[GiantSquirrelSpotter]

Apparantly Desiree "life" has one

But I liked that culture club

"War is stupid
and people are stupid
and ... [something else] is stupid
and ...[lalallala] stupid"

Definitely my fave

Bob Dylan had a cracker

He's sure got a lot of gall
To be so usless an' all

Anything from Alanis Morrisette often does'nt make much sense, such as....

Do I stress you out
my sweaters on backwards and inside out
and you say how appropriate.

Actually, I'd nominate Dylan's entire oeuvre. For being wilfully obtuse, sixth-form-poetry, and for woman-hating.

Alanis bloody Morrisette... shite. Ironic?? Fly in yer charndonay? Nope lady. thats not ironic that is just shite bad luck!

Rowan.....

I love Bob

Sarah,Visions of Johanna,Just like a woman and Sad eyed lady of the lowlands could never be considered misogynistic.

Turnaround, bright eyes, every now and then I fall apart.

Wtf?

Sorry, Moondog. Can't claim to be an afficionado. But have 'rolling stone' on my ipod and the lyrics are very unpleasant!

Bright eyes - it's just more of your wildlife-loving-Brit-craziness. I've just seen another thread where they're all oohing and aahing over a chutney ferret.

Ah,I'll take your point re Like a rolling stone,yes.
Vitriolic to say the least.
(You should hear Idiot wind if you think that's bad 'I can;t even touch the books you read You're an idiot babe,it's a wonder that yuo still know how to breathe.)

Martin Fry was v. funny on the news

And oh so very old

I never liked him, but if he looks that bad twenty years on, wtf do I look like?

I get up when I want, exept on Wednesdays when I a rudely awoken by the binmen.

No idea who sang that though.

"Stand up and spit...
At the girl next door with the brand new hair-do"

The Members. (Remember them?)

you used to laught about... everybody that was hanign out... now you dont talk so loud... now you dont seem to loud... about having to be scrouging your last meal

Alice Alice who the feck is Alice

How about Lennon (Beatles) - Run For Your Life. All about threatening your errant girlfriend with murder!

How does it feeeeeeeeel.....

totaleclipse - that's Parklife (Blur)

Isnt Like a Rolling Stone more about class than gender?

Ahhh, I remember now.

Yes, moon, you're probably right.

[Rowan in not at all sure that she can sustain her argument. Just has an irrational dislike of Dylan.]

Was it about Edie Sedgwick?

First you get down on your knees
Fiddle with your rosaries
Bow your head with great respect and
Genuflect, genuflect, genuflect

('Vatican Rag' by Tom Lehrer. Mind you, I'm on to lyrics I like now.)

Listened to dylan's like a rolling stone through twice. Definitely class issues... upper class girl who thinks she is better than anyone else, brought down to earth.

Very sixties.

Once upon a time u dressed so fine.

I hate Bob Dylan, mostly, but I do like Rolling Stone.

Jamiroqui lyrics. I shit 'em. As a northerner might say.