ROFL at the worst pop lyrics ever

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Apparantly Desiree "life" has one

But I liked that culture club

"War is stupid
and people are stupid
and ... [something else] is stupid
and ...[lalallala] stupid"

Definitely my fave

Enya.
Emotion on the ocean.

right.

Touch my bum
This is life

Scaramouche, scaramouche will you do the fandango...

beelzebub has a devil blah di blah etc.

In fact the whole of effing Bohemian Rhapsody

For deep beneath the white there is a red skin suffering... from centuries of taming

Ant music...
Ant music..

ant people are warriors ... ant banners... ant costumes.. ant drivel... etc.

Shakira, something like

"my breasts are small and humble,
so you don't confuse them with mountains"

wtf??

Might not be so bad if it at least rhymed.

GSS...you've taken me right back to plaits at the back of my head and Tippex across my nose...rummaging for "Best of Adam and the Ants" as we speak

didnt you use toothpaste across your nose?

No, I preferred to burn a layer of skin off my face in my pursuit of Ant-ness

I'm the dandy highwayman that you're too scared to mention,
I spend my cash on looking flash and grabbing your attention.

Bloody marvellous! Pass the black eyeliner, I suddenly feel the need to draw a little black heart on my cheek.

The devil take your stereo and your record collection

Don't take this the wrong way, but the way you look you'll qualify for next year's old age pension

Swoon

The way you look you'll qualify for next year's old age pension.

Although better is:

Ridicule is nothing to be scared of
Don't you ever
Don't you ever

with Diana Dors arm movement.

He was lovely, wasn't he? Cheekbones you could cut ice with. Shame that life isn't treating him too well these days, by all accounts

He was but I liked one of his band better (can't remember who now but he was blonde). Was definitely a Hutch not a Starsky girl.

SunnyShiny, I think you mean Gary Tibbs. As in "Marco, Merrick, Terry Lee, Gary Tibbs and Yours Truly, from the naughty north to the sexy south, we're all singers, I got the mouth". (Ant Rap).
F*cking hell, I really am a sad bastard.

hahahahahha dripping yes you are but so am i

ah this is wonderful

Definitely Gary Tibbs. Ah the days of being in 4th year Juniors at school disco with a heart on my face and dancing to Imagine with first BF, Paul Harris.

As long as it wasn't Marco. He looked like a cross between Ray Winstone and Mel Smith (caked with Rimmel).

Definitely not Marco. Fancied one of FGTH I remember as well but am pretty sure none of them liked women (or 14 year old girls as I was at the time of Relax etc.)

Sunny...I was OBSESSED with Mark O'Toole from FGTH; is that who you mean?
If so, I'll fight your for him

Dear old Marco Pironi. Must have been gutting to be so fugly when everyone else was so pwetty!

What about Kaiser Chiefs

'Walking through town is quite scareeee
and not very pretty I tell thee'

Pure Class

But no-one could strum a mandolin like old Marco.