ROFL at the worst pop lyrics ever

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Apparantly Desiree "life" has one

But I liked that culture club

"War is stupid
and people are stupid
and ... [something else] is stupid
and ...[lalallala] stupid"

Definitely my fave

I remember an ABC song that rhymed "mustn't grumble" with "apple crumble". Inspired.

yes that desree one -

it goes something about a ghost then rhymes it with ' i'd rather have a piece of toast'
ffs!

I still like
I'm serious as cancer
when I say that rhythm is a dancer
(old I know)

justin timberlake sings a song which has the lyrics "you're out of this world but you're not green" in it

i;m livin' in a box - i'm livin in a cardboard box

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Nik Kershaw's The Riddle is pretty good to sneer at...it's so bad I can't even remember the words but lots of singing about a little old man in a hole in the ground.

Im sure its not the right lyrics but i like

"babe.... Im ill again" Take That

lol Marina..."and an old Man of Arran going round and around"...

Meggle - I've always thought 'moving like a tortoise, full of rigor mortis' was GENIUS. Probably only works if you're from t'ghetto, though.

You beat me to it anateurmum.
Has me splitting my sides at the mere thought of it.

LIFE

Chorus:
Life, oh life, oh life, oh life,
doo, doot doot dooo.
Life, oh life, oh life, oh life,
doo, doot dooo

I'm afraid of the dark,
'specially when I'm in a park
And there's no-one else around,

Ooh, I get the shivers
I don't want to see a ghost,
It's a sight that I fear most
I'd rather have a piece of toast
And watch the evening news
(Repeat Chorus)

I'm a superstitious girl,
I'm the worst in the world
Never walk under ladders,
I keep a rabbit's tail

I'll take you up on a dare,
Anytime, anywhere
Name the place, I'll be there,
Bungee jumping, I don't care!
(Repeat Chorus)

life, doo, doot dooo
doo, doot dooo

So after all is said and done
I know I'm not the only one
Life indeed can be fun, if you really want to

Sometimes living out your dreams,
Ain't as easy as it seems
You wanna fly around the world,
In a beautiful balloon

Yes Effin.
That is absolutely shite isn't it.

The vote for shittest contemporary lyrics goes to Razorlight.So bad i burst out laughing when i hear one of their songs. Plus the singer sounds like Bob Geldof circa 1979.

I really, really hate Razorlight. Over-rated, over-hyped and the lead singer is just awful.

surely Black Eyed Peas 'My Lumps' has to be in there somewhere.
God it is utterly appalling.

But desiree is definately the worst I have cringed every time I've heard it. Its painful to listen too.

coldplay, yellow lyrics always make me giggle. so po-faced serious for such doggerel.

Oh good Dripping.Not just me then.

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Second My Lumps, my lovely lady lumps... how shite is that?

Also, i keep hearing one on the radio at the moment that is something about a Mustang, followed by I remember when I had a moustache??

Sorry.. am pissed. Tis friday. Am one bottle of white down.

am loving "from t'ghetto".. me being a yarkshire lasss an all.

Martin Fry was on the news saying he could write something even worse than grumble/crumble if he put his mnd to it.. now, there's a threat!

There is Blondie song in which she says "night came down like a black leather jacket". Heh heh!

Actually, Blondie is a very rich vein in daft lyrics...

"Pretty baby, you look so heavenly, a neon nebula, from under the sun".

Stunning!

I always loved that line Norks....

I would give you my favourite hour
The one I spent watching you shower

(Blondie again)

Debby Harry could make anything sound good though.