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Mil Millington - what kind of grown up does that to their hair?

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morningpaper · 16/04/2007 19:56

I mean it's REALLY red

It's terrible

What is he THINKING?

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NotQuiteCockney · 18/04/2007 21:24

I do have some patience for the mumbly northern charm thing.

NotQuiteCockney · 18/04/2007 21:24

Also, your DP knows how to fix bikes. It's very butch of him.

ViscountessPetitLapin · 18/04/2007 21:28

no-one cares about AdmiralLapin

FrannyandZooey · 18/04/2007 21:29

He is in the kitchen right now making lemon ice cream. He also makes exceedingly attractive children.

FrannyandZooey · 18/04/2007 21:30

VPL we do we do

but when you post a picture of G Clooney and say he looks like him we are all going to ostracise you, this is life

morningpaper · 18/04/2007 21:30

hmm lemon ice cream not v. butch

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ViscountessPetitLapin · 18/04/2007 21:31

I can live with that

NotQuiteCockney · 18/04/2007 21:32

Does he make semifreddo? Or proper ice cream? With a machine? Or the stirring?

Gah, I made semi-freddo when we had that dinner party, and frightened the mad Irish woman who made her ex-boyf cook us tea, but it was Mexican food. I mean, come on. Irish Mexican food?!?! It was nice enough, but the refried beans were from a tin! My freezer is full of refried beans!

NotanOtter · 18/04/2007 21:33

phwooar real men make puddings!

WendyWeber · 18/04/2007 21:33

Also he is a sailor, NQC - does that do it for you?

FrannyandZooey · 18/04/2007 21:33

MP no

I was trying to point out that as well as being a mumbling butch Northerner with ear hair, he is also in touch with his feminine side

if I use anymore on this thread I think I may break it

WendyWeber · 18/04/2007 21:34

...uniforms and stuff...saluting...

morningpaper · 18/04/2007 21:34

real men make spotted dick

they don't faff with sorbet

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FrannyandZooey · 18/04/2007 21:34

Ice cream with a machine and stirring

lots of stirring and grating tonight

NotQuiteCockney · 18/04/2007 21:35

Ah, my father was a firefighter, butch jobs don't do it for me.

I generally, actually, personally, tend to date (relatively) femme men. I am butch enough for two, tbh. Lots of vegetarian exes.

ViscountessPetitLapin · 18/04/2007 21:35

WendyWeber, who is a sailor?

NotQuiteCockney · 18/04/2007 21:35

I want brown bread ice cream, I will have to make it. Actually, I saw a recipe for brown bread semi freddo, should probably make that instead, less work.

WendyWeber · 18/04/2007 21:36

M. Lapin is, isn't he? Or did I make that up?

You live in Portsmouth and know lots of sailors so he must be one, godammit!

FrannyandZooey · 18/04/2007 21:39

Oh THAT'S why LL used a naval term at me the other day

I thought she was just being a bit giddy

ViscountessPetitLapin · 18/04/2007 21:39

Oh right. Yes, he is! Hence "Admiral Lapin" (I have promoted him slightly as he was a little too low-ranking for a Viscountess).

He does look bloody lovely in uniform. Especially mess kit, with those short jacket... nice arse, phwoar...

WW, are you a changeur de nom?

FrannyandZooey · 18/04/2007 21:41

Dp was going to join the navy but he met and moved in with me, instead

he completely aced the test

WendyWeber · 18/04/2007 21:44

Ohhhh, chortle, sorry, the Admiral bit passed me right by.

(It's Janh )

ViscountessPetitLapin · 18/04/2007 21:44

Top man Mr F&Z!

We are Navy-tastic. We live in quarters, DH's family are Navy, my sister is too... so apols if the odd bit of slang slips in. Don't be threaders

ViscountessPetitLapin · 18/04/2007 21:45

OH hi Jan!

I have emailed you. Well, I am about to. Any minute now. Just need to ask you a quick Q

WendyWeber · 18/04/2007 21:45